The Sky Isn't Falling

Rachel Madcow asked if the sky was falling cuz homos is in the military now. It ain't. Cuz that ain't how nuclear bomb work!

Lie-beral defeato-crats want us to think
That America's safe with the Army now pink
A general in high heels, a sergeant in skirts
That just don't help us, we know that it hurts
Don't ask don't tell was a horrible law
You could be a homo if nobody saw
But now it's ok, I hope you're GOproud
When America's under a big mushroom cloud

Is this sky falling
Well, no it's not falling
Cuz that's not the way that nukes work
New York is burning
Well, yes, it is burning
Cuz some homo soldier was a great big jerk

Lance Corporal Lance was a great big old swish
He'd fix up his makeup instead of go fish
He asked Saddamn Hussien if he'd have butt sex
And if you ain't stupid, you know what comes next
Saddam got his stockpiles of WMD
Cuz he don't tolerate the sodomy
I hope that you lie-berals are real GOP proud
Cuz America's under a big mushroom cloud

Is this sky falling
Well, no it's not falling
The Axis of Evil does dance
New York is burning
Well, yes, it is burning
Cuz some homo solder couldn't keep it in his pants

With a soldier that queer
It should be clear
In a fire fight
You can't protect the front
And protect the rear
What're you doing
Don't do that here

Is this sky falling
Well, no it's not falling
The US resides now in Hell
New York is burning
Well, yes, it is burning
Cuz we repealed don't ask don't tell

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[AuntieDiluvian]

I hope Barack Hussein Homo Bin Laden watches this Billy-Bob. It might learn him a thing or two.

[PT109Boat]

@AuntieDiluvian I pray to Jesus, that the Muslim in the White House share the Christian passion that Billy Bob teaches to all of us.

Prayse be to God and Billy Bob who will seat on the right hand of Jesus...

AT... AT the right hand of Jesus

[Lallapalalable]

@Desertphile If we start a focus recruitment towards lesbians we can make this so again!

[dacci123]

@Afontanez1962 If you listen to his radio show "billy bob neck's hour of bein good" on blog talk radio he does LOL

[Speedy636Germany]

Catchy tune, mate!

[realbojay]

Can you make an Allah Yodel too?

[brianhar100]

How can a person of Jesus be so blind to his teachings?

[Desertphile]

"The butchest force." ROTFL!

[Desertphile]

Pure poetry!

[Skindoggiedog]

@Lotsoffun111 Oh boy :p

[RadarKat73080]

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