MLP:FiM rap - Six Ponies and a Beat

First attempt at any kind of song, be kind. However your criticism will help me improve with future pony and non-pony related endeavors.

By demand, D/L: http://www.mediafire.com/?ggnkbf2ajj3tfwt

Rainbow Dash:

put your best hoof forward i'm up first
always keepin it money like a coin purse
if you challenge me you just make my day
and i'm sick of you guys thinkin that i'm gay

say how can that be you gentlecolts
i macked every one of the wonder bolts
all the mad kids be all over rainbow dash
met my number one fan? his names the flash

Yeah I blow past, all the competitors
testing new limits and breaking old records
i can beat you in a race to any position
First place, join the club rainboom admission



applejack:

time to upset the apple cart, im action packed
and i dont waste my time if you actin whack
you fillies need to pony up pick up the slack
you just givin more props to APPLE JACK

captain of the pasture, the apple pastor
capture your focus on the earthen master
none stronger or faster, know i'm tough
reap what I sow, got my hooves in the mud


Call me alchemist, turning sweat into gold
seeds planted grown gathered stored and sold
no pony compares, so make like a tree
its like apples and oranges compared to me



Pinkie Pie:

hi my name is pinkie pie and i'm really never down
busy boinging bouncing prancing dancing round town
parasprites pastries problems i can handle
wiz with an oven, got a trombone and a banjo

twitchy and itchy but i'm really rather sane
people say im crazy and got nothing in my brain
oo it makes me mad like a griffon with a blindfold
they say absent minded but im really rather mindFULL




RARITY:

I say my name sparingly
if i didn't then I wouldn't be a Rarity
a goddess and me no disparity
allow me to exercise more clarity

compared to me, you look like a mule
sterile feral dribbling like a fool
you couldn't fathom what goes on in my head
that's why i lay it down with a needle and a thread

precision, perfection from head to toe
before the contest i'm the best in show
you know i got the style know i got the glamor
that's why i got all the boys enamored



Twilight Sparkle:

according to my studies we are busting a rhyme
a pop music phenomenon in 4 / 4 time!
peep the knowledge come and take a look
droppin it, like im throwin a textbook


they call me carbon, the sixth element
makin ponies in your life seem somehow relevant
not known for flauntin my power and skills
i prefer the books over battles and thrills

the prodigial filly with goals in the sky
one blast and my life flashed fore my eyes
fast forward to ponyville, deep in the mirth
livin it up and still have time to do research

ya see squirt, twilight sparkles witha master plan
and i can pinch off some magic for ya on demand
you may think you're rad, may think you're faster
but i'm fifty moves ahead, they call me the taskmaster

spell caster, bear blaster
must be a loon if ya thinkin you can match her
so suck it up chan, sayin ponies are a cancer
live it, love it, friendship is the answer




fluttershy:

my name is fluttershy but i think you knew that
i'm under the impression that my rhymes are phat
but i'll let you judge, i don't want to impose
i would never try to step on your toes

i love all the critters old and new
but that just means that i run with a crew
so i'd like it if you play nice and dont be rude
or my gang and I will love and tolerate you

ya i holler it's true i been known to bust
i get heated like lava out the earth's crust
i appreciate life, im livin vivid
diss me im fine diss my friends im livid

derivitive, yeah thats what i can't be
cuz the freshness flows through my bloodstream.
if love is a drug, then i'm charlie sheen
more in this pony than ya ever seen

(flutter guy)

I take the road more traveled by, can't do without
the ponies never far from my whereabouts
we may fight but make amends, cuz thats what friends do
and we cheer each other up when we're feelin blue

no conditions, my love is true
whether you like it or not you're gonna love me too
if you resist desist I got my eyes on you
makin your heart grow 3 sizes like cindy lou who




If you want to hear your favorite MLP character break it down, give me suggestions in the comments. I'm thinking of working up a sequel for other characters as well.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• MLP
• friendship is magic
• my little pony
• fluttershy
• rainbow
• dash
• applejack
• twilight
• sparkle
• rarity
• pinkie
• pie

[CombatF0rk]

DL should be available now.

[CombatF0rk]

Thank you all, for the kind comments and encouragement. I'll get the DL working again soon, and you can expect another installment of ponies droppin rhymes soon...-ish!

[killedbigj]

WANT LYRICS NOW!!!



[CombatF0rk]

@killedbigj sure thing

[randomwowjunkie]

Not a fan of rap....but this is really good, very coherent.

[Caeton]

he made a new one if you havent seen it yet.

[Weslebear]

Fantastic lyric writing but you need much more confidence with actually singing.

[SkatingWithElement]

Pretty cool. I like this.

[MrAntefjant]

Epic rap battle of ponywille?

[peppa1018]

Derpy hooves and/or big Mac. Do it

[MyLittlePegasus32980]

YEAH MAN. THTS WUT IM TALKIN BOUT.

[THEINEPTCAMEL]

@CombatF0rk ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygo­sh



[KittyAdventure270]

nice video! i think it would be a good idea to make a video with MLP FiM and the song True Friends by Hannah Montanna

[THEINEPTCAMEL]

Please fix link! Pretty please, 'cause this is my favorite MLP rap artound!