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Someone help me get out of this state where I have to face with this in school:
Me: Well, as we know Obama was born in Hawaii and-
Art Teacher: You don't know that
Me and my friends: WOW....
Teacher: Be quiet or I'll send you to the principal, you've been talking this whole period.
(in reality- we just barely spoke)
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Texan govenor: why do you want sodomy recriminalized?
the republitard: BECAUSE YOUR PUTTING YOUR PENIS WHERE POOP COMES OUT. THATS JUST GROSS!
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How are you going to stop people frome have anal oral sex ?......are you gonna a police officer in the bedroom with coupels now texas has a dumb state legislature and this clearly targets gays
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Well, I guess the prescence of lots of supercells and tornadoes in texas does serve some purpose...
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I like tapping ass and licking pussy, and god help any cop dumb enough to break into my house and try and stop me. I'll worry about capital punishment only if they find his remains Besides, with wood chippers, acid vats and industrial furnaces, those odds are pretty damn slim LOL. And yes, this is just gross hyperbole, but I think you get my point! BTW, does fucking an inflatable Jesus sex doll in the ass and mouth count as sodomy? Just wondering..... :)
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Wow, Gina Grad is a big, sexy woman. Awesome...
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finally Christian nation doing something really Christian...
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I wanna give Gina Grad some oral and/or anal sex ;)
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relax, oral sex and anal sex is boring and can hurt. I can live without being orally stimulatad and anal sex is just ..yukkk
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usually you can have sex the way you like inside of your home if nobody catches you... soooo....
Texas sucks!
TheGuyFromGeeks 1 year ago 34
Note to self, don't go to Texas.
Jefgg 1 year ago 21