"I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America." -The Soldier
Well, I had to make one video before I get sucked into Portal 2 forever... Thank you to 5secondfilms for the audio. You should watch them, they're funny and stuff. Also if you think I should do more of these, leave a comment. I have something exciting planned soon though, so hold on to your Tower of Hats!