Dear Valve: Hire me.

My name is Erin Michael Vondrak. I live in Seattle, and I want to work for Valve.

Some of my work is at erinvondrak.com.
You can find me on Facebook as Erin Michael.
Feel free to drop me a line at erinvondrak@gmail.com.

For those of you questioning the gametime on my current Steam ID, I played under a different account for about 6 years before the one I have now. ;)

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[comicguy00]

your drawings looks very bad to be honest.

[Viperius2112]

One of these days, Gabe is going to actually call you up on this offer and make you his personal sex slave. Day in and day out you will need to please Gaben. It will never be enough but you will have the satisfaction of pleasing the one and only Gabe Newell.

[apoorvasao]

Try more :)



[animelova239]

haha ok so exactly what is the point of downing thins video? someone enlighten me

[zaccc]

These comments. Fucking hillarious.

[bluprint79]

You could apply as a janitor from the looks of your drawings.

[Bikonito]

So, do you have any prior technological experience in the field? No? Not hiring you.

[WHATISUTUBE]

@bobjfs: The drawings aren't that great, either. They're fine as doodles, but they aren't spectacular. I mean, saying they're impressing feels like telling a retard that 'he did great, good job!'. Look, we all know he didn't and we just want him to feel better. Beyond that, I feel that gender might be at play here. She's playing up the cute innocence aspect. It isn't professional. Any hiring or consideration is merely because she's playing up a cute aspect.

[WHATISUTUBE]

@bobjfs: No one is asking her to compose a Beethoven. What we're doing here is critiquing something that isn't of a high quality. This ISN'T mastering flash. Have you never seen a flash animation? I hate giving the guy credit, but look up egoraptor. Also; why should I have to compose anything. The 'let me see you do it, then' is a shitty, flawed argument. I don't have to be a cook or cook ANYTHING to be able to tell my waiter that this food tastes like fucking trash.

[WHATISUTUBE]

@bobjfs keep fighting for her, maybe she'll give you some pussy afterwards

[nitromeplay]

@bobjfs Fucking white knight

[nitromeplay]

Congratulations Valve would like to hire you as a janitor and or gimp, have fun!