fuck psychiatry & therapy

Therapist = "try to see it another way"

fuck you, that's the way it is.
i tried seeing it other ways, seeing the positive, the more i tried the worse i got because i was so fucking blind to reality that i just created another bunch of problems.

Psychiatrist = "take these pills"

fuck you, i want to feel blissfuly unconscious & hope that when i wake up you idiots will have a grasp on reality & i won't need to bite my fucking tongue til it bleeds when i'm around you & not risk the somewhat unpleasant side-effects of fucking parkinsons or more suicidal thoughts piled ontop of the ones i already have.

I WANT TO FEEL GOOD YOU STUPID FUCKS!

(from Doug Stanhopes' No Refunds)
http://www.youtube.com/user/DougStanh...

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[macmarine]

wow … I'm a therapist by trade … and this one just cracked me up! He's sooooo damn right: we are supposed to make people "blend into this fucking horrible inbred corporate landscape"! Because it's not enough to be a super-productive ass-kissing corporate-owned slave anymore … No! You must also show a cheerful disposition when you do your awful boring dumbass job! And if you don't … well, we have a pill for that too … and you'll have to talk to your HR manager again. Fuck that shit!

[TheReganGibson]

If you like Doug, then you'll like Bill Hicks!



[stratocaster1986able]

Anyone notice that he did not once smoke the cigarette? What's the point in even lighting one?

Aside that, great show.

[suzanneflowers]

Agreed. Pc = positive cheerfulness.

Read book the age of absurdity, Michael foley.



[driven2sin]

@ElectricTurkey1 depends on what u are interested in.. sex therapy?  addictions? google and amazon are your friend and you can kindle books from your library without even going there.. I don't want to sway your journey, you have to observe people and do your own research - that is the point, whatever someone writes is tainted by their observations in their environment but you can gleen information from everyone and put it to use in your interactions. Humans aren't a static study.

[ElectricTurkey1]

@driven2sin Alright then, hook me up with these books. What Author's do you recommend, as you seem to have read plenty?

[driven2sin]

@ElectricTurkey1 you dont need to go to school to learn everything.. do your own research and observations.. grab a few books from the library and interact.. you are a born sheep

[driven2sin]

@ElectricTurkey1 but your stuff stinks and those pills make you think it is good but it stinks

[CrAzYMuFFyn]

@ElectricTurkey1 LOL It's all in your mind. I had tourette and ADD too and I know what is like but is all in your mind actually you should make some sense and put everything in a order.... There is no such thing as tourette and add and bla bla fuck that is just a bussiness for sick psychiatrists If you really need help go to a psycholog or to a theraphist or maybe to a life coach? I had ''schizophrenia'' ''tourette'' and ''ADD'' I didn't took fucking pills I just did some sense in my brain...

[ElectricTurkey1]

@CrAzYMuFFyn I'm diagnosed ADD, OCD and tourettes and take 3 different types of medication. I feel no lack of creativity as a musician, nor do i feel "unlike my true self". I swear, most of you guys here are just talking out your asses.