Carder Jones - Hey Girl, What's Your Number

LYRICS!

Hey Girl, What's Your Number
By Carder Jones


Jam across the street
Get into the beat
Raved and ready for a bash
Got my pockets full of cash

Enter the club that night
Hoping to get more than a bite
I pull out my shades in preparation
Of these bass boom vibrations

So I walk across the floor
And I couldn't have asked for more
It was you shining like a star
In that musky little bar

So I walk on over next to you
Hoping to potentially call you my boo
And that's when I tap you on the shoulder to say
I don't want to have to pay!

You look at me to some disgrace
But at least I know you want in on the chase!

(chorus)
Hey girl, what's your number?
Hey girl, what's your number?

So you chew on your finger just to say
I think I will have to pass today
But I ain't a quitter, and I proceed with caution
I decide to ask until exhaustion

So I walk over to the girls by the bar
Brushing past an Emo chick with a scar
And then another, I try not to act alarmed
But the irradiation of that pimple ain't no charm!

Towards the DJ I walk
Hoping for a girl that wants to talk
Passing Peggy Sue
A girl dressed like Dr. Seuss
Over to mustachioed Maria
Who reeks of Gonorrhea
Then I come to see
The girl of my dreams...


(chorus)
Hey girl, what's your number?
Hey girl, what's your number?

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