2012 Presidential Tune: The GOP Shuffle
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Uploaded by BoundToTell on Aug 24, 2011
Just a little silly song, a poetic pwnage or maybe even a sing-a-long bit o' video mockery about a few of the Republican 2012 presidential candidates. I might end up doing more things under a "2012 Presidential Tune" label, but I do intend to keep up with the poetic silliness around here. My most popular video has been in this vein, so yeah. Gotta go where the money's at, to use a shitty phrase.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Lyrics:
A vote for Rick Perry
Is a vote for all things merry
It's a vote for the very wind that makes eagles soar
The thing you gotta know about Rick
Is he talks real loud, carries a smaller stick
Look out America, Rick Perry's goin' on tour
A vote for Ms. Bachmann
Is a vote for the bans on the cockmen
And yes, by that I mean the men so very gay
You know when she's caught your eye
'Cause she's looking at a diff'rent camera guy
But that's just the Tea Party way
And a vote for Dr. Paul
Is a vote that'll make you bawl
'Cause you'll feel like you threw out that very vote
But believe you me, it's all okay
'Cause Dr. Paul is here to stay
Even if all he knows how to play is just one note
A vote for Herman Cain
Is a vote for a man with brains
Who will support those at the very top of the world
He wears the flag like a fancy suit
Stomps the Constitution with his boots
And makes many, many people hurl
A vote for Rick Santorum
Is a vote for fine decorum
'Cause if you're a minority, he's definitely on your side
There are all those other guys
Whose own words are their demise
And you can Google Santorum to justify all his pride
A vote for Romney comma Mitt
Is a vote that you'll then have to admit
Corporations are just as much human as you are
But you know how those Mormons get
Ride bikes, ask "Are you saved yet?"
But luckily for you this one is a star
In the GOP there's nothin' for you and me
Except being free like a pod of peas
And just several hints of hypocrisy
So come and join our show
Then you will truly know
Just how we flow towards those we owe
The following things:
Big donations
Big celebrations
Big nominations
For this great nation
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Bahahaha! Awesome :p
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