Will Hatcher's: Shawty is a Man (Shawty is a Ten Remix)

Written, Directed & Produced by Will Hatcher
http://www.WillHatcher.com
http://twitter.com/kingwillonius

Sugar honey ice tea,
Shorty look like Ice-T,
Ashy ass elbows and beat up ass nikes
Want me her wifey, stronger than a dike be
Something seems wrong testerones might be
Higher than the average, won't consider marriage
Until the throat I check, she won't stop wearing turtle necks
She say her name is Martha, real name Martin
Walking round my house, burping & farting
Type of shit my brother do
Man there ain't girl in you,
The only female I see, are the heels that make you 6'2
Can't believe I kissed you, tell my friends I kill you
You messing with my mental, that ain't no big ass pencil
Get the hell out my place, glad I stayed on 1st base
If I went for third you probably would have heard
AAAAAAYYYYY!!

Shawy throat big, shawty voice deep
Shawty wear size, size 12 feet
Its true, its true
I kissed her, red lips yeah
Now I don't know, I don't know what to do
When we got together I thought I had the best of luck
Then I looked at your ID and saw your 1st name was Chuck
He was Brandon, now he's Brenda
I like Brenda, this is crazy
He was Nicholas now he's Nikki
Man this girl is handsome, Imma buy her a drink

Snap, snap, snap & this is some real bullshit

'Cause shawty right there is a man (3x)
Look at her hands, (3x) check out that bulge in her pants

Hey he-she get away from me
Got all my friends laughing at me
'Cause I thought a man was wifey
You Halloween hussy you tricked me
What it is, what it ain't, this so brokeback
And I bought you a ring can I get that back
Man this is crazy fellas use your head, women in doubt, check the neck

See my girlfriend got a girlfriend
No boyfriend got a husband
I don't know what, what to dizzo
Man I'm bout to kill everybody AAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• weird
• al
• yankovic
• rupaul
• girlfriend
• boyfriend
• woman
• prince
• michael
• jackson
• tricked
• eddie
• murphy
• gay
• tranny
• jeezy
• hip
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• club
• halloween
• bigfoot
• Shawty
• is
• Ten
• dream
• parody
• short
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• sketch
• spoof
• music
• funny
• comedy

[jacoblover94]

i luv the part where you say, hey he/she get away from me....<33333

[drob5150]

this is the best vid over

[sonic21ify]

remember when this was only on myspace videos<3

[barebones907]

"she told me she was pregnant, oh yea this womans a man"

[jupbadass]

Still watching this in 2012.

[YuNgBrE203]

girls got there necks checked

[YuNgBrE203]

LOL.. I didn't even think, 'Why is a female using a urinal'.

[LaLaEatsRainbows]

a qurl named tantelia frm edentonnn

[tturner1041]

i want to know is this a true story lol

[kyleberger1000]

Thumbs up for watching in 2011!!!

[denise210988]

this shit is so damn funny