Italian Spiderman Teaser #1

ITALIAN SPIDERMAN IS DEAD

Greetings friends,

For a number of reasons, mostly evil ones, there will be no more Italian Spiderman. May his legacy live on forever in the ageless capsule of hyperspace.

With him, also, dies Alrugo.

Thank you for all the love you have sent towards the hero in the red turtleneck. We are deeply sorry that we cannot bring you any more of his antics, however we assure you, by no means have we stopped creating.

After a tumultuous journey, we, Dario Russo (Director of Italian Spiderman) and David Ashby (Italian Spiderman himself) have formed a new company, named:

DINOSAUR

We apologise for the long, long radio silence, but we felt it would be wrong to make any false promises and or presentations until we had a new a worthy product to bestow upon you, so with great fanfare, we present for your titillation, the first title under the DINOSAUR banner:

"DANGER 5"

You can watch the Danger 5 trailer on the Dinosaur YouTube page.

youtube.com/dinosaurworldwide

And we welcome you to visit Dinosaur's homestead on the Interweb:

www.dinosaurworldwide.com

It has been far too long dear friends. We hope you enjoy the new and exotic stones of entertainment that we have harvested from the earth and painstakingly refined for your pleasure, and it is a joy to return to your company amongst the bosom of the information superhighway. You'll be hearing more from us.

Stay posted.

Yours truly,

DINOSAUR
(24/10/11)

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From 1964 - 1968 the extravagant production of the feature film Italian Spiderman, bankrupted Alrugo Entertainment and it's founder, Alfonso Alrugo. Unable to distribute the film in Italy, Alfonso sent the only print of the film to a distributor friend of his in New York. The cargo ship containing the only print of Italian Spiderman sunk somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean. On Alfonso's death bed, his two grandsons vowed to go in search of the sunken print. After four years at sea, in 2006 they located the sunken vessel and retrieved the film cans containing Italian Spiderman. For the last two years, the brothers have been restoring the print to prepare it for the world. The Alrugo brothers have faith in the internet as a method of communicating to a world audience and hence released the Italian Spiderman trailer on the net in November '07. After receiving nearly half a million hits on youtube alone, the Alrugo brothers have decided to release the rest of the Italian Spiderman feature to the world via the internet.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• italian
• spiderman
• trailer
• teaser
• franco
• franchetti
• alrugo
• grindhouse
• lucio
• libre

[wyldestjoker]

God, our American Spiderman sucks. I mean, the Japanese one has a Megazord and the Italian Spidey has a shotgun...ours, failed relationships and an overindulged sense of justice. The three Spidey flicks would have been as easy as cake when you have a giant robot or a Pump-Action Remington lol.

[toxicavenger1988]

Dear lord, this is the greatest thing ever. I can not WAIT for this to finally happen. See, if they gave Tobey Maguire a shotgun, he wouldn't be such a pansy! He'd be a pansy with a shotgun, and that's TOTALLY different.

[mrtundra45]

American spiderman is a sensitive pussy boy.... Italian spiderman is a total baddass.

and yes im American.

[krloxvj]

good job man i liked this movie i saw all capitules and thats AMASONE! congratulations to you

[guerrillatv]

looks great. was wondering how you got the shotgun blast effect.

[RandyMcFace]

AMAZING AS ALWAYS!

[jollyrogerjonesy]

I have waited for this moment for so long. When Spiderman gets himself a 12 gauge.

[Moa316]

A fat man in a spider suit!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, He looks like Mario with a mask!!

[AriPonansa]

LOL!!! After japanese Spiderman, nothing more surprises me!

[metoren]

His happy expression while shooting is fantastic

[THELIVINGJOKE]

Brilliant concept dude!