"Stoned Cop Calls 911: A Drama"

rofl: "i think wer dead i reall- i really think wer dead."

Lying bitches

Stoned Cop Calls 911 "redwigs game"

"what's the score of the redwings game"  rofl

"my mother in law just got here" I would have paniced then not when i hate the 1st one lol

Amen. It's disturbing to me that he DIDN'T know that. Do they all think this? I hope they still aren't teaching cops that pot is 'bad' and 'evil' and 'dangerous'. Because no-ones been able to prove any of this for years and years and years. Quite the contrary, it's proven to be the opposite. Why the hell is pot still illegal? Next thing you know, they'll be looking to find and prosecute witches and satan worshippers again for fear their magic will harm us all!

I've never really tried eating it to be honest. But I DO know that you can't overdose on it that way either. You might get sick from eating too much of it. But it's not the 'drug' that would make you sick.

I'll have to mix up some brownies one day.

Dude, if someone gave me pot with pcp in it, there would be hell to pay. I'd make sure to go visit him while I was still high.

No, this pot wasn't laced. This guy just got scared, plain and simple.

I know, that's hilarious. "I just wanted to make sure that wasn't a hallucination"! LOLOLOL!!!! I've been there before man! Sucks to be paranoid.  I went there once while tripping on acid, paranoid + schizo is NEVER a good combination!

The real sad thing is, that this policeman, a person who's out there trying to protect us, is somehow under the impression that it is possible to overdose on marijuana. Makes me wonder what these guys are teaching in the police academy.

Stoned, high, baked, fried, wasted, fucked up, toasted, if you noticed, lots of references to cooking for some reason! You could probably 'insert here' any method of cooking. "dude, we got totally broiled last night". "Man, we got so fuckin saute'd after communion the other night", or "I've never been that charred in all my life man. I mean we were burnt"!