Scientology prank call - New Haven CoS
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No, Xenu is Scientology's enemy, remember? He's our friend.
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DO A BARREL ROLL!
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They avoid questions because they don't know anything.
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Xenu is here giving me a headjob at this very moment. He also said that he hates Scientology and he wishes they would piss off and leave him alone.
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Do a barrel roll.
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NEW FAG!
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omfg starfox
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wow they always avoid the questions....why the fuck do they have hotlines if they are not willing to answer questions? they wont tell u about scientology untilll you are brainwashed enuf to not give a shit that u worship a fucking alien and give em all your money
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They really want him to come in. Thats where they work their voodoo.
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ha ha ha 'longcat" ct.......lmao!
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Epic win to Nick Lulson the Barrel roller from Longcat Connecticut.
We are Anonymous!
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its not CoS
is Co$
lol
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Holy shit, that is the best idea ever.
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why can't someone call them using a tom cruise soundboard or something? that seems like the most obvious thing to do imho.
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lol i call and ask for tomcruise
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They won't talk baout Incident 2... Lulz...
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great job, you nailed the whole UNFUNNY thing
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scientology is all about money -_-
its so fake
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No that's me alright. Plus I don't know about you but I only have noises in my head when I keep thing's to myself.If YOU have real noises in your head, I think you should see a REAL doctor,not the one who murdered Lisa McPherson.
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Remember: if you hear OTIII (Xenu) before you're ready, you'll drop dead of pneumonia!
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If people knew about Xenu they would never join scientology.
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Lulson, Loncat ROFL LULZ!!!
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The arrogant cunt hung up on you LOL. Fucking scumbags.. I encourage everyone to call them, keep their phones tied while someone else is planting astrolite in their main center.
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It's all been said already. Lord Xenu is really a dead issue.But you can talk with you BTs and maybe they can give you more data about him.You do have many,many BTs to communicate with so this should not be a problem for you.What do you thing all that noise in your head is?Not you,come on.Think about it and then talk it over with you self.I bet you head is really noisy.
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lol at the air raid siren.
come on brothers oh and sisters,, only one realistic, believable religion exists,,,, praise the mighty flying spaghetti monster..peace and meatballs to all
jubbster 4 years ago 12
Pastafarians 4 life.
ebaumguy 4 years ago