Cell Phone

CELL PHONE Music & Lyrics © 2010 Mazurka Wojciechowska

Well you're talking on a cell phone (cell phone)
Annoying all the folks around you (cell phone)
Well you're talking on a cell phone (cell phone)
Oblivious to the damage you do (yes, you!)
Well you're talking on a cell phone
In your hand that thing's a real hell phone
Well you're talking on a cell phone, ya self-centered oaf
You think it's all about you.

Well, you're steering with your knees cuz you're talking while you drive
It's a wonder anybody in your path is still alive
Your reaction time is slow or not at all,
Hey, was that a stop sign? Ooh, gotta take this call!

CHORUS

Well you talk in the restaurant on a date,
And you talk during Church cuz it just can't wait.
Your incessant blabbing is out of hand
And that's why you're getting this reprimand

CHORUS

Well you talk on the train and standing in line,
I'd like to shove that phone where the sun don't shine
I bet you even talk on the toilet in the loo
Well, watch out, we're gonna play a trick on you!

CHORUS

Mazurka Wojciechowska, Lead Vocal/Accordion
Jason Monroe, Bass
Logan Huber, Drums
Cameron Huber and Jackson Lake, Badd Boys
Valerie J. Glowinski, Camera
Katherine Monroe and Jen Parkman, Disciplinarians (not pictured)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Cell Phone
• Annoying Cell Phone
• Comedy
• Satire
• Snark
• Accordion
• Mazurka Wojciechowska
• Jackson Lake
• Logan Huber
• Cameron Huber
• Jason Monroe

[roselandpete]

Love it! I would have paid closer attention to the lyrics but I was on my cell phone, cell phone. :D

Pete

[cimbalok]

@roselandpete We KILLED on Cell Phone tonight at the Kiss Kiss Cabaret! We'll do it in the pre-show next week.

[astrolog55]

Great video...Super !!!!!!!

I like it !!!

greetings from dk

Karl-Heinz

[cimbalok]

@astrolog55 Thank you! I hope to re-record it with better sound later.

[2010Barbon]

I like this! I hope the self obcessed cell phone addicts listen to it and know they are a bunch of twats!

[derail14]

This is cute.

[9Beanz]

haha aunt maz!! i loved it!! lol!

btw its sabina(: