The Twelve Days of Bitchmas

The Twelve Days of Bitchmas

On the first day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - a used condom in a pear tree!

On the second day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - two TP rolls, and a used

condom in a pear tree!

On the third day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - three missed phone calls, two

TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - Four brick in windows, three

missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-IEEEEES!

Four brick in windows, three missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a used condom in

a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - six unpaid bills, FIIIIIVE OLD

PANT-IEEEEES! Four brick in windows, three missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a

used condom in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - seven stinky socks, six

unpaid bills, FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-IEEEEES! Four brick in windows, three missed phone

calls, two TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear tree!

On the eighth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - eight flat tires, seven

stinky socks, six unpaid bills, FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-IEEEEES! Four brick in windows,

three missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - nine rotten eggs, eight flat

tires, seven stinky socks, six unpaid bills, FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-IEEEEES! Four brick

in windows, three missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear

tree!

On the tenth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - ten smelly hams, nine rotten

eggs, eight flat tires, seven stinky socks, six unpaid bills, FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-

IEEEEES! Four brick in windows, three missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a used

condom in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - eleven stalking freaks, ten

smelly hams, nine rotten eggs, eight flat tires, seven stinky socks, six unpaid

bills, FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-IEEEEES! Four brick in windows, three missed phone calls,

two TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear tree!


On the twelfth day of Bitchmas, my ex love gave to me - TWELVE bloody tampons,

eleven stalking freaks, ten smelly hams, nine rotten eggs, eight flat tires, seven

stinky socks, six unpaid bills, FIIIIIVE OLD PANT-IEEEEES! Four brick in windows,

three missed phone calls, two TP rolls, and a used condom in a pear tree!

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[ComputerTechGuy1]

What made you think of this? Did someone dump you?

[PumpedAaron]

I guess I'm one of those eleven stalking freaks. My neutral expression tends to make me look like a creeper.