LADY GAGA - Born This Way Parody - The Key of Awesome #36

Gaga is bored of doing all this crazy s**t!

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Written by Mark Douglas with Michael Reisman
Directed by Tom Small

LYRICS:

Intro:
This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon , a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians,  The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads.  On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, "From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs.  The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait, which Madonna songs?"  The Mucus heads said nothing because they we're mucusheads. Thus began the dance war.  Now watch this unrelated video

It doesn't matter if you make due, or make doo doo, (she bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry.   Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say...gravy
 
Verse:
My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
Hey hey hey
If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it's just an homage.
Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky sci fi gay pride collage

Chorus:
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby
I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What If I bang Santa Clause
 
Post-Chorus:
When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away

Everyone is super gay
Gay gay gay everyday
Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays

Don't be a rainbow be a flag
Don't drink the tea just lick the bag




Don't be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low

Verse:
I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor
This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me becuase when he frowns it looks like a grin 

Chorus:
Don't go for second best ba...
Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe i am second best.
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes

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[Jaquitita]

Don't be a rainbow, be a flag. Don't drink the tea, just lick the bag. Don't be a shovel, be a hoe. Goddamn my voice is really low

[Squisidee]

SATAN! ILLUMINATI! CONSPIRACY! 9/11!

remember, everyone who doesn't believe some drivel on a random webpage ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!

[Curtis Cox]

don't be a rainbow just be a fag? don't drink the tea just like the bag. hahaha

[highpi71]

Love it

[Charity Heart]

Lol "turn the music up!" **points to ground**

[Corey Martin]

This video could not have made less sense, yet it could not have been more awesome.

[Corey Martin]

This video could not have made less sense, youtu

[Ben Freeman]

1:02 go francesca

[diego coto]

OMG THIS VIDEO IS REEALY FUNNY

[TheFatbip]

I'm a Lady Gaga fan too, but I still think this video's kind of funny. I understand what you're saying, because I do think that Born This Way is a really meaningful song but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy this video as comedy while still taking the original as something serious and meaningful.

[jayjay224BRO]

lol i love the wtf at the beginning!

[TakahashiMisaki5]

0:01 wait, isn't that the mask from v/h/s...?