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fuckin thief
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where is my stinger? i want do it
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Dima is so cute >3<
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come on, Putin, you know you want my "simple" plot to succeed just to be a smartass to them. I know you like being a smartass. I'm like braindead. They're all rushing in to control me even more. It's time for another injection of memory be gone.
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hey, being the terrorist I am, I was chased into a bathroom for having Putin as an imaginary friend and told I was a rude girl. Honestly, Putin, I hope your intelligence agency isn't that stupid. It's my evil mind again. Naughty me for being human. You just inspire me.
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you know what's the biggest evil they've committed against me in this group home... they made me BRUSH my hair.
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i have no redeeming qualities, blah, blah. (I tried trashing myself to hide; there was someone waiting for htat too, "Just let me Cry" Trashy Life.)
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surely, even dmitri would let me be naive enough to crawl into a box as cargo with the animals. It's for the good of humanity!
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yessssssssssssssssssss. Don't make me go ask mom, Putin. I want to be a medical experiment. You trap all of those agents, and you won't let me come over out of my usual desperation.
Russia you are our only salvation!
Long live Serbia and Russia!
NHCF018 3 years ago 40
0:23 Putin: "Hello, comrades!" Kremlin soldiers: "Hello, comrade president of Russian Federation!" Putin: Thank you all and all armed forces of Russia for your duty!
Ninelon 2 years ago 8