No copyright on this, because I doubt anyone of you wee terts could make this song as bad as it can be. Born on the tracks somewhere down Kingseat Avenue, Johnny Rebellion first realized his power when his balls dropped, smashing the concrete foundations of his only home above William Hill. After many (underage) nights out in the neighboring town of "FAWKIRK", "Rebz" as he was christened at the church of FVC noticed the amount of MILFS towing back and fro' the Manikee. A local hotspot for now single mums ready to mingle. Realizing how soul crushing this must be for their sons or daughters and their rages of their mums being terts after watching them profusely vomit on their best "George" evening dress, he decided to be the martyr and throw himself in the deep end, creating an orchestral but gritty rendition of "My Maw" which included "Pure Dead Brilliant" famous Christopher Scott actually doing most the work on the lead guitar whilst Rebz played the same Oasis-driven chords over and over with the occasional dead notes. The Stirling City Hardcore gang chants were recorded with Rebz via Jamie "Ham" Williamson, Keiran "FUUUSH" Allen, Alex "Legs" Jones, Scott "Scene kid" Brown & of course Jack "Farm hand prick" Mcrobbie. If you take this vintage tune of the ages seriously, please donate to his carer.
wooo....go conor......well awesome song...a want a dedication oan yer next one haha xx
deadrocqueen 1 month ago