Stand-up: Denmark sucks - English subtitles

Jón Gnarr, a famous Icelandic comedian [and since 2010 the mayor of Reykjavík], gives his opinion on Denmark and the Danish nation in a funny matter.

This is a part of a stand-up he made in the year 2000 or 2001.

English subtitles!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Denmark
• Danish
• Dansk
• Danmark
• Iceland
• Icelandic
• Island
• Jón
• Gnarr
• Stand-up
• Danmörk
• sucks
• ömurlegt
• the
• danish
• language

[Gunnigis]

@Emikropz Actually, that's not quite right. Besides all the crap about being an old Danish colony and "the ties between the countries", you Danes in fact pay the Icelandic Ministry of Education a lot of money each year in order to finance studies of the Danish language; norden.org/en/the-nordic-regio­n/the-ministries-in-the-nordic­-countries/ministries-in-denma­rk/ministry-of-education-dk/da­nish2013icelandic-co-operation­-on-funding-for-teaching-danis­h-in-iceland

[arnifreyrhelgason]

Hvorfor er alle så vred?? Peace and looooooooove.

[hihenriette]

Seriously guys, stop hating. This is for fun.

And why are you complaining about learning danish?! It's not like we dicided that. Chill.

[workatthefarm]

Danes are agitating, unoriginal attention seeking pishstains and their females are sluts.

[MrScaniaV8Super]

Denmark ftw, you suck!

[MrScaniaV8Super]

But Denmark have the most beautiful girls!

[HugrunL95]

To Danish people that were offended:

First...when people speak danish it's like they have a potato stuck in their throat but i'm sure that icelandic sounds like someone is chocking on an grape for some people so chill folks. lol

Second...the thing he says about that 'we have to learn danish and then never use it' is very true for most people. I love that we learn so many languages but some people find it just a waste of time.

Third...the bike thing is SO true!

Finally...you have nice fences! ;D

[yetanotherguyhere]

@whatzcrackinlike ahahah, vestas is FAR from the only danish windmill-company. far from the only one...

[whatzcrackinlike]

@yetanotherguyhere

Windmills? Vestas is about to go DOWN becouse of bad econnmy.

And Nobody wants to learn (Danish) worlds most diffucult language.

[TheRenekruse]

Not at all offended as a Dane by what he said, but honestly I do not think he did a very good job as a stand up comedian, but in all fairness it was only a short bit of his show im sure. As to all the morons who got offended all I can say is wahahaha you are commicaly stupid, and as to the people who think a few morons leaving comments represents the broad spectra of danish people, WHAHAHAHA! even more comicaly stupid. So thank you all for the giggles :)

[YumexxxChan]

82 danes think they say kaffe right

[KingRabbitCPH]

Den er da alt for spas :D