Lets All Murder Turkeys (for Jesus) - A CHRISTMAS SONG

Here's a song I wrote which pretty much sums up my feelings on the festive season

LYRICS:

Lets all murder turkeys for Jesus
Lets delete the chickens for him
They're gonna die anyway
So why not slit their throats today
Lets all murder turkeys (for Jesus)

If Jesus was around
Around today
Do you think that he would have something to say
About the cards that you buy and the presents you need
The commercialisation of Bethlehem and mass worldwide greed
There's nothing in the bible about dressing like a slut
Or eatin dead animals like Jabba the Hut (om nom nom)
Or marching down High Streets with bags full of Junk
Or stuffing a bird and calling it lunch

Lets all murder turkeys for Jesus
Lets delete the chickens for him
They're gonna die anyway
So why not slit their throats today
Lets all murder turkeys (for Jesus)

"Don't be too attached to the gifts you receive
They will be eaten by Moths
And stolen by thieves
And be merciful to all living beings"
... or do the opposite in the name of Christianity

Lets all murder turkeys for Jesus
Lets delete the chickens for him
They're gonna die anyway
So please God take their souls today
Lets all murder turkeys (for Jesus)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• ben
• loka
• turkeys
• Jesus
• was
• Vegetarian

[MultiSugarFACE]

YAAAAAAAY =D

Thank you, from a fellow veggie :)

[SweetJudith12345]

Excellent!!!!!

I'm a proud vegan!

[lowtone10]

im not veggie but i dont think christmas dinner is anything more than a plain roast, and i dont like turkey

[danthecat21]

OLOL :D

[zorak2d]

fantastic!

go veg!

[gewlah]

Proud vegan! and rasing a family of vegetarians! 

[hatessundays]

wow.. ive just watched this.. bit late for christmas lol but i feel so bad about everyone killing turkeys for jesus. although.. even if i stop eating meat there are still millions of turkeys going into the slaughter houses which i cant prevent... although yeah i know the whole karma thing but id rather stop them being killed... than just stop eating them.. maybe it doesnt make any sense lol gr8 vid :P

[jogpianoman]

we had duck for Xmas not turkey xD

[littlemissmitten]

I wish Christmas wasn't so commercial, we should celebrating the coming of our saviour. We should remember with our family and friens, not focus on the material things we're wishing to receive from Santa. (Yes, I'm Catholic.) Thank you, Ben. :)

[PerliuxXx]

Jesus ate meat and in fact, the bible says the things you can and can't eat( like shrimp)

merry christmas! :)

[PukuTheBear]

I think you nailed the hammer on the head.

Bunch of turkeys going to slaughter.

watch?v=snNHErEbltc

[BugABugABug]

If I am not mistaken Jesus was into symbolic mass consumption of himself.

But he did say he came to bring the sword which is a lot like a carving knife.