Looks Terrible - Taste Great

I'm not gonna eat that. Another cooking fiasco from the country kitchen. The poor,hard times,harley riding hippie shows you how to make DIY marshmellow and mustard dip for french fried tators, It's right up with ambrosia,humas,bread pudding,peanut butter,potted meat.This is not cake or cookie pastry. It's been a sockless pop tart world here at the fireside.Teaparty five cups to go. Bread and Water.Cooking 101 easy. Oh yes, low overhead, what? no score but at the end of the day it's Stars & Stripes forever, No hot oil needed. Bake them in the oven.What about that B P oil spill.what? say what again!(BANG)*** what? (BANG)*** mind movie at this point. send a comment. pass it on to a friend. you gonna need more tators. Cherry rose plum red white wine.the new one dollar video "Two Monkeys on a Harley" Bike Week Daytona Beach FL. background music THE RAVEN edger allen poe, less than one dollar. no tax, no change, leave two roses and a smile for the hippie chic with them michelle phan, ricebunny sexy dark blue, green snake eyes. what?. say what again.I do have a new recipe on how to cook a turkey in possum fat.cornbread, I hear it is worth the extra trip to catch a possum if you don't have saved up possum fat.what?.what,have you forgot them two (BANG)**(BANGS)**? no salt,no duck tape,no breaded, batter dipped deep frying.low cost cooking,free rice,annoying orange ice tea..sweet,thank you.easy to follow. Family favorite broccoli,if you have a hand full of something left over throw it in a casserole,,No one will know.flying donkey,what? I saw one fall off the side of a hill.flying I don't think so. look at that thing! Gettin' er done.Dippin' Spittin' Bass fishing.No mud jug needed.The coyote ugly pole dancer. Get another tator,What?no score.looks awful.better than mayonnaise.marshmallow and mustard, french fried tators.dip.I have no proof .but I think it was the good looking girl that farted! The other dude had a short finger. What? she was not a "junkyard dog" a little catty at times.Red,White and blue to the heart. I found the lost chocolate bar. Still good. Lucky me.What? Say what again.WHAT?If you are still reading this stop and leave a comment. thanks, jules & vincent.Hit me with your best shot.Whatever was Don Quixote thinking? Robert Randolph & The Family Band.Fun,fun in the middle of the road on a friday night.Big fire,Two beers and a go go dancer,eye candy,leave a tip.Do not shoot the dog, he just walks that way.He is not a bad apple he just plays by different rules.What,thanks,thanks again.

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[garchomp1728]

wats wit da accent

[shopdogsam]

@garchomp1728 ...From a small coal mining town in southeast Kentucky,, it just comes naturally, shopdogsam

[garchomp1728]

@shopdogsam sorry if that was offending,i love cooking but it always comes out bad

[shopdogsam]

@garchomp1728 Aaa,, no,no it's all fun and games here on my side of the river, just a little insight as to where all this wit and wisdom comes from, and be on the lookout for an upcoming video as the duck tape girl is gonna get a "pony" and i'm gonna tell everybody about it,, shopdogsam

[AstaLePasta]

The tags for this video include pole dancer, douche, girl, and hippie. o.O

[123xxmoomoo]

@garchomp1728 the deep south:P?

[codey353]

LOL

[codey353]

Looks Terrible - Taste Terrible

[S1ayer88]

@ThaSpiderInternetsho Hold on douchebag on the loose!!! LOL Oh and believe me you are a douchebag your probably one of the two people that disliked this video because of your bias view on we people from the south. Let me say that you sir are an asshole.

[cecylizeth]

is this a joke??? o.O

[tank1538]

This dude is trolling its great!

[MrAnarkyy]

Damn I love you're accent :D

[neonducktape1]

French taters(: lol

[kywking]

As a Kentucky boy now down in Auburn, Alabama, it's great to hear that twang.I sure do miss it.