Mother's Day Gift Ideas The Perfect Mother's Day Gift and the History of Mother's Day

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Mother's Day was started by Anna Jarvis in Grafton, West Virginia in 1908. I made this song to honor her and all the other mother's out there, especially my mother, Meredith, and my wife, Randi. If you are looking for the perfect mother's day gift, or ideas for mother's day, or just a song about how Mother's day is great, this may or may not be helpful.

But seriously, pedicures. They love that shit.
MOTHER'S DAY

In 1908, Grafton, West Virginia
Anna Jarvis had an idea one night.
Celebrate moms and their loving hard work.
But it's 2012, for God's sake's get it right

It's a day for all the mother's out there
But if you get the wrong gift beware
She held you in her womb for 9 months
So she deserves something awesome for once!

Here's the awesome gift check list!

Pedicure? Yes.
Theater Tickets? Yes.
Vacuum cleaner? No.
Vacuum cleaner refill bags? Double no.
One way ticket on the titanic? NO!
One way ticket to the MOVIE titanic? Yes.
Grandon's first handprint? Yes!
Grandson's first diaper? Meh, depends on the mom but probably not.
Crayon drawing from a 2 year old? Yes!
Crayon drawing from a 30 year old? Meh.
And you can never go wrong with flowers!

It's a day for all the mother's out there
But if you get the wrong gift beware
She held you in her womb for 9 months
So she deserves something awesome for once!

And for all the mom's named meredith in Dayton, Ohio
Who gave birth to kids Stephen and Joel
We love you and thank you, for bringing us up!
We know that we took our toll
It's not a great singing voice, but at least mom thinks it's pleasant!
Don't worry, this video's only part of your present!
And to my wife Randi, the wonderful mother of my kid!
Tricking you to marry me's the best thing I ever did!
Your parenting skills are truly the bomb!
Happy Mother's Day, moms!

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