Hey Gordon Freeman

~Lyrics~
Hey Gordon Freeman,
What's it like under Black Mesa?
You have hardly done a thing
But push a rock into a laser.
That is all,
Now there are aliens down the hall,
Kill them all!

Hey there Headcrab,
Are you scared of Mr. Freeman?
Do you wish you had a gun right now
Or do you need a new plan?
I've got one.
Why don't you just freaking run?
Dying's not fun.

Oh its what you do to me.
Oh you make me a zombie.
Oh you jump onto my head.
Then im the walking dead,
Big crab on my head.

Hey there Madman,
You will one day finish this game.
I really hope it gives you
Lots of steadfast Youtube fame.
But ya know,
Request will continue to flow,
And will always grow.

Hey Gordon Freeman,
Aperture sent you a letter.
It says: I really hope you die there,
No competition is better.
Well, to us.
Got to go before I rust.
Love, GlaDOS.

Oh Black Mesa sure sucks.
Why did you go to MIT?
Oh shooting aliens,
Does not need a degree.

A thousand miles under the ground.
If you die here, you won't be found.
It must be really hard to survive
The military is insane.
They tried to shoot you in the brain.
You probably won't make it out alive.
I really hope you don't get nuked
I'm suprised you haven't puked
Your covered with the guts of aliens,
And radiation.

Hey Gordon Freeman,
Do you like the taste of Headcrab?
Does it taste like a Hot Pocket?
Or the toilets of an old lab?
Bet it sucks.
Taste like an old, dead, rotting duck
Or like a pile of swamp muck.
Wish you had an army truck?
Your outta luck.

Oh Fallout is better.
Not 1 or 2, but 3.
The graphics are better,
And in the game your free,
you are so free...

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Madmans
• Song
• for
• Half
• Life

[WokouLeader]

May I have consent to add in pictures to your guy's song? o3o

[sparkypchu]

Do you want to make your own music video or help with ours?

[WokouLeader]

@sparkypchu Either one is fine with me.

[sparkypchu]

@WokouLeader I don't need help with mine, but I'll post an mp3 soon If you want to make a music video.

[IIxMadManxIIMedia]

-Claps and Cheers.- That was entertaining. Seriously I feel like I should pay you for this and all your other works of art. Also thank you for not mentioning Bioshock 2.

[HardangelfanLP]

That was *cries and snifs* BEAUTIFUL!!

[Somebronysomewhere]

fallout3 is so much better

[filon810]

its one of my favorite songs

[RenamonTheYiffer]

I searched for a Hotpocket commercial, how the hell did I get here!?

[JackChaseStudios]

@IIxMadManxIIMedia lol on the music video it mentioned Bioshock 2 on the request part.

[zombiemuffiun]

your just awesome and epic

[bobwhiskey]

just one thing to say... you have a hell of a lot more freedom in fallout 1 then you do in fallout 3

[xXxSasuHinaLoverxXx]

duuuude michael did an awesome job singing XD

[zoraman22]

THIS IS SO....EPIC gordon pwn aliens >:]

[TheVictorianDoll]

Fantastic and hilarious! *cheers*

[JKPancake]

nice