4Chan - "The Cancer That's Killing /b/"

Hello /b/tards, 4Channers and all newfags...you may have noticed that CollegeHumor recently made a video poking fun at internet comments, particularly those on YouTube, Digg and their own site. Since most of the memes they included in their vid originated in 4Chan (and /b/ in particular), I decided to make one that pretty much sums up /b/ in its entirety. But enough of my jibber-jabber...here are the lyrics:


Sup, /b/? Like this anime?
Hell no that shits fucking gay!!
Michigan reporting in.
37 GET!
Hey fags tell me what to show.
Show tits or GTFO.
Show poonanny! Show your fanny!
FUCK YOU, UR A TROLL!
I herd u liek mudkipz.
Please stop with that /b/tard shit.
FAP THREAD! Post sum pics!!
Post moar goatse! Eat a dick!
Vagina full of centipedes,
Milhouse is not a meme.
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU!

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped to grow it.

Threads dead. Thread sucks!
Shit bricks at mindfucks.
Copypasta, Creepypasta.
Check out my cock!
FUCKING NIGGERS! FUCKING JEWS!
If u laff you fucking lose!
Oldfags, samefags,
Hay guise have you seen the news?
Peanut butter jelly tiem!
An hero suicide.
Duckroll, Rickroll,
The presidents a negro.
Posting in an epic thread.
How do I shot web?
LOL WUT? This looks shopped!
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped to grow it.

Need advice plz if u can
Mods are on vacation.
Bel-Air, Pedobear.
Whats up with /i/nvasion?
Shoop the whoop for the lulz.
Habbo Hotel pools closed.
Raptor Jesus, Epic Fail.
This song needs moar cowbell!
Download this amazing link!
Its a virus, dont u think?
(USER BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Spammer fag! His ass is toast!
Check out my ex-girlfriend.
100 posts, Ill share a vid.
Ur ex-girlfriend? Yeah, u wish!
Whats that? GIRUGAMESH!

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped to grow it.

ITT: Post tits!
Big or small or fake shit.
Look at these! OMG!
IS DAT SUM CP?
Paging Chris Hansen
and the 4Chan partyvan
BRB FBI
CP posters fukking die!
Link is dead. Re-up please!
You sick fucks! I hope u bleed!
Fukken saved! Whats CP?
Fucking fags are killing /b/!

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped to grow it.

Diabeetus, Chocolate Rain
Furfags yiffing yet again
Rage Head, Dennal Plan,
Anon has been permabanned.
Do you carry Battletoads?
JB made me shoot my loads.
Sauce plz on this whore
And some moar Rule 34.
Falcon Punch and Boxxy!
Advice dog is not funny.
INTERNET HAET MACHINE
And Project Chanology!
/b/tards keep on posting gore.
In return Ill post some moar.
In b4 404!
Ur B&! Cant post anymore!

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped it grow and
grow and grow and grow and grow and grow and grow and grow and grow.

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped to grow it.

We didnt cause the cancer.
It was always there and now its everywhere.
We didnt cause the cancer.
Though moot tried to slow it, newfags helped to grow it.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• michigan
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[Lizardvenom1]

doe's anyone else get pissed when they see meme's on facebook

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@Lizardvenom1 when girls constantly say umad and me gusta. YES IMAD

[watermelonking9001]

@skip8619 It is now at the terminal state, facebook is overrun by newfags and they use memes in their own every day lives.

[OMGitsREAPER]

Still the fucking same. 

[WhySoMadNiuggah]

@cjackson013 oh wow really i didnt even fucking new that you fucking faggot

[LeftistHateMachine]

Futa or jailbait, these girls don't lose their shape, hentai is anon's best friend!

[MySexyThigh33]

@cjackson013 I smell a newfag.

[Meowcow42]

3 years later and 4chan is STILL THE FUCKING SAME.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

People still even give a fuck about /b/? Wow.

[cjackson013]

OP is a faggot.

[SniedlyWhiplash]

>implying i'm implying something

[icomefromnj]

<imploffing we all car