Harry Knowles is Fat sack of shit

Knowles likes to portray an image that, despite his physical sloth-like state, he's still a bit of a ladies man. He liberally peppers his 'reviews' with mentions of sex and women he's flirted with and how he would have scored with this chick if only something hadn't happened. The truth is that Knowles can barely move under his own steam any more. At the SXSW festival in Austin Texas, Knowles was spotted slowly rambling around town in his motorized La-Z-Boy more than a few times, only once actually grabbing a pair of crutches to make his way around the convention center. Sure, being a fatty isn't a crime, but passing yourself off as a ladies man when the people who sat behind you at the Paramount in Austin had to move because of the smell is just wrong. And yes, I witnessed this first hand. Or should I say first nose.

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[natorpen]

so disgusting. can you imagine what his house smells like?

[Mikez4]

Back in the day he did a good job, now completely in the pocket of some of the major studios and publicists and some he may not even realise are planting him info in the way of 'scoops'. He is everything that is wrong with journalistic reviews and spin.