Rude bits instructions

This knitted vagina and penis was created thanks to The Bloggess (http://thebloggess.com/) and Dory (www.cantrememberdiddly.com).
I tried to email it to them, but it was too large (fnarr fnarr), so it went on YouTube, Dory's deaf, so I had to transcribe the words as I am rubbish at subtitles.
Please don't make knit-wear fetish-porn out of it, ok thanks.

Also, transcript:

0:03 Here is your vagina

0:06 Here is your penis

0.10 Now they don't fit together very well I'm afraid

0.11 They do go in, but it takes a bit of wangling

0.16 you can't really do it one-handed

0.19 [laughs] like real life I suppose

0.24 What I've done, is I've left the opening at the top...

0.28 ...there, so you can put on a kind of a puppet show

0.32 grab it that end and and pull it in

0.40 I'm doing all this one handed as I'm carrying a camera
0.41 but you get the general idea

0.45 so you can demonstrate your product so people can see without having your hand in the way

0.50 which is quite cool

0.54 does make it look somewhat freakish at the top

0.56 but you don't have to show anybody that bit

1.00 Now all they need, is a name!

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The word Wangling is officially apart of my vocabulary