A Woman's Perspective on 'Lord of the Rings'

If by some strange coincidence you haven't already received an e-card or been alerted by some well-wishing passerby, let us be the first to tell you that today is Hobbit Day. Hobbit Day is part of Tolkien Week, which honors J.R.R. Tolkien and his "Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

But not everybody is celebrating. Women, for instance, have traditionally been less than enthusiastic about the esteemed book and film series. But why? We asked Asylum's token girl to watch the first film to find out.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tolkien
• Lord of the Rings
• Asylum.com
• Women
• DVD

[ashgraceface]

I am probably one of the biggest LOTR obsessed geeks out there. I am also a girl. I also understand the concept of humor. This is dang funny. "The eye of Mordor? Yeah, that's a vagina."

[sweetieasylum]

I'm a girl. I read the book, and liked the movie, and this is still funny.

[HoodNigga425]

nice breastasis

[frostedlambs]

lol you wana watch a 9 hr moive all on one disc thats why they split it up but its still funny

[666ShahMat666]

my girlfriend is OBSESSED with LOTR and has all the extended movies and when we get a night together, wat we doing? all of them... -_- -puts away condoms-

[HellD0neHIM]

OOooh i loved this one!!

[lalabunnybr]

what's wrong with her rib cage o.O

[QuartuvLarry]

Dammit, woman! If you're going to watch LOTR, you need to smoke some WEED! And take frequent smoking breaks!

[skillcosby88]

@ashgraceface why can i not find girls like you in real life?