this is a tender rock/love ballad about the nate mclouth trade.
i didn't freak out when you traded jason bay i didn't totally lose it when you traded nady and marte but this morning when i read the paper my love for you went south it's over cuz you traded mclouth
you've got to be kidding we needed his hitting did you know he won a freaking gold glove? he has a great contract why wouldn't we want that? he was a third of the best defensive outfield in the major leagues huntington, you stupid tease, you had to go and send him down south it's over cuz you traded mclouth
you traded him for three minor leagues that you said might eventually be "above average" that is dumber than anything done by former cleveland browns gm phil savage nate mclouth used to be the reason we wouldn't have another losing season that's 17 consecutive losing seasons that would be the major league record for losing seasons
...i feel like i've been punched in the mouth. it's over cuz you traded mclouth.