Curtis Reads New Moon - Chapter 2

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Uploaded by on Jan 6, 2011

Here it is guys! Chapter 2 read by me while sitting on the bog... poetic justice if you ask me...

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  • "The evening is FUCKED Bella." Sorry but that is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard about twilight and yet so true.

  • "this next bit is just pointless" isnt the whole book? lol 

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  • O.o where's chapter 3? I love your commentary.

  • that was hilarious!!

    get some fresh air, wots the point hes not breathing!!!!

    oh read more its so funny 2 c u bitch about the book:)

  • y did u stop? this is hilarious!

  • Next Chapter?(:

  • You have to post chapter 3 you are hilarious.

  • NEXT CHAPTER ;D

  • Ahhahaha oh god your funny, have you got twitter? Because you should follow me @n0minge

    Seriously your hilarious:')

  • Oh, thank God! I have spent so many years wondering what colour Edward's eye were before he became a soulless creature! Thanks Curtis, you're a top bloke! :D

  • make chapetr 3!!

  • Wheres the rest of the book!?????!!!!

  • "What are you talking about? Bella doesn't have a *soul*!" LMFAO

  • get some fresh air... WHATS THE POINT HES NOT BREATHING!!!? lol

  • "...random shit that's just...shit."

    lol

  • "What was that, like, one minute of sex or dry humping. Edward just came his vampire cum." WTF? HAHA!!!

  • "He might rip your tits off" lol

  • MAKE MORE DAMMIT!! that is all

  • "I wanted to salvage the evening."

    "YOU CAN'T. THE EVENING IS FUCKED, BELLA."

  • y u no make 3rd chapterr! o.O

  • Where's the next chapter??? You're hysterical

  • more, please, more. holy shit. this is hilarious.

  • Eerm he did choose a female companion..Esme. It was because Edward was dying and his mum told Carlisle to save him that he changed him.

  • I spat out my drink several times xD you're hilarious!

    

  • HAHAHA! Soo funny wen u thought Edward could control himself and climaxed! Jus thought u chud no that he was actually having trouble stopping himself from killing bella. lol though

  • Can't wait for the next chapter, you are just HILARIOUS!

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