Curtis Reads New Moon - Chapter 2
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O.o where's chapter 3? I love your commentary.
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that was hilarious!!
get some fresh air, wots the point hes not breathing!!!!
oh read more its so funny 2 c u bitch about the book:)
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y did u stop? this is hilarious!
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Next Chapter?(:
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You have to post chapter 3 you are hilarious.
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NEXT CHAPTER ;D
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Ahhahaha oh god your funny, have you got twitter? Because you should follow me @n0minge
Seriously your hilarious:')
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Oh, thank God! I have spent so many years wondering what colour Edward's eye were before he became a soulless creature! Thanks Curtis, you're a top bloke! :D
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make chapetr 3!!
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Wheres the rest of the book!?????!!!!
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"What are you talking about? Bella doesn't have a *soul*!" LMFAO
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get some fresh air... WHATS THE POINT HES NOT BREATHING!!!? lol
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"...random shit that's just...shit."
lol
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"What was that, like, one minute of sex or dry humping. Edward just came his vampire cum." WTF? HAHA!!!
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"He might rip your tits off" lol
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MAKE MORE DAMMIT!! that is all
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"I wanted to salvage the evening."
"YOU CAN'T. THE EVENING IS FUCKED, BELLA."
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y u no make 3rd chapterr! o.O
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Where's the next chapter??? You're hysterical
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more, please, more. holy shit. this is hilarious.
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Eerm he did choose a female companion..Esme. It was because Edward was dying and his mum told Carlisle to save him that he changed him.
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I spat out my drink several times xD you're hilarious!
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HAHAHA! Soo funny wen u thought Edward could control himself and climaxed! Jus thought u chud no that he was actually having trouble stopping himself from killing bella. lol though
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Can't wait for the next chapter, you are just HILARIOUS!
"The evening is FUCKED Bella." Sorry but that is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard about twilight and yet so true.
hylianrider 1 year ago 37
"this next bit is just pointless" isnt the whole book? lol
K9WOO 1 year ago 18