Sarcasjak (feat J.C.) - Without Twist

This song is just for lols and to make light of the situation at hand. Don't take this too seriously, just for fun, guys. I would have sung this myself, but my mic is total garbage. Sorry for the shitty slide show, what else do you want me to do?

Just to make my opinion clear on narrations, I do enjoy some, the good ones.

If you care, here's the download link: (it might sound a bit lower in the .mp3 file)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z8Y7KWEC

Sung by: JCfern55
http://www.youtube.com/jcfern55
Written by: Sarcasjak (aka Twist) then revised by JCfern55
Video editing: Sarcasjak (aka Twist)

Lyrics:

Sarcasjak
Real name, no gimmicks!

Two Pokemon Fan Girls round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Two Pokemon Fan Girls round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

Oooooooh.

Guess who's back?
Back again!
Jak is back!
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
On YouTube!

I've created a flamer!
'Cause nobody wants to see Twist no more
They want Jak, I'm chopped liver!
Well if you want Jak then this is what I'll give ya
A little BP mixed with a Scarf Tricker,
I pray to God that I don't mis-click'er
On the Bronzong that'll set up ma Rocks quicker
By his feet, while my Skarm is phazing
While I'm shufflin' them around, all his Pokes are fainting (HEY!)
You waited this long now continue flaming,
'Cause I'm back and I'm sure as hell not narrating
I know that you work harder(?) Jimmy
But your battles aren't that entertaining
So this kid's FC has just DC'd because I used BP, and CB
They tried to kick me out of Regileague
But it feels so good to use priority
So, come on and Jim, you're not as bad as Dim
Fuck that, no, you'll never be as bad as Tim
You better worry, cause this shit's about to get whorey
I just sav'd me a Latias, Ima get all the glory

So come on over to PC,
And maybe you can battle me,
If I'm not there, you can try Fady,
But he's not nearly as good as me
I said come on over to PC
We are not liable for Shineplz
It's good to see that you're back Annie
And oh yeah, lets not forget Xerxes

Sarcasjak; the guy who plays Pokemon
And the guy who has mexicans mow his lawn
He starts crying as, Ash is dying
Then he battles, wins and his fans are replying (Twist!)
A prodigy, Jim's fanboys are raging
A Battle revolution, fangirls are loving
A badass, so lemme just battle and test
In the fact that I got everyone tossing requests
And it's a low-blow, such a cacophony
For you to steal so damn much from my team
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
I got kicked for using music, now we're gonna
Begin again, start from scratch and completely
Regain all our subscribers, upload battles weekly
No protesting, just like you're all requesting,
With all the quotes that Xenon's detesting
(Attention! Tweest eff four tee three!)
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Sweepage claims that he can beat me
You know what I think? "Who the hell is he?!"

So come on over to PC,
And maybe you can battle me,
If I'm not there, you can try Fady,
But he's not nearly as good as me
I said come on over to PC
We are not liable for Shineplz
It's good to see that you're back Annie
And oh yeah, lets not forget Xerxes

Narrate this narrate that, and talking on xat
It's a shame all that shit sucks so bad
Yo iRosstein, you get hax times nine
You're as strong as a Banded Mamoswine
And Symphx, you'd get stomped by PulseEffects
You egotistical OU fag, blow me
You can't beat me, you're too old, let go, it's over
Your prime was so long ago
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Nacho turned into Dorito
But sometimes it's all the same
Everybody only wants to call me lame
So this must mean Twist's to blame
But it's not me, I got a new name
And while his skills are not so fresh,
He still is better than all the rest
And I makes this rap seem kinda funny
Though it doesn't make me any money (HEY!)
There's a concept that's broke!
Every battler wants to steal my jokes
But no matter how bad you wanna hate on Jak
It won't change the fact that he's back

So come on over to PC,
And maybe you can battle me,
If I'm not there, you can try Fady,
But he's not nearly as good as me
I said come on over to PC
We are not liable for Shineplz
It's good to see that you're back Annie
And oh yeah, lets not forget Xerxes

Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na

Pokes!

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Pokemon
• Wifi
• Battle
• Diamond
• Pearl
• Platinum
• Heart
• Gold
• Soul
• Silver
• Eminem
• Without
• Me
• Spoof
• Parody

[lobunny91]

That was kind of insulting to xenon3120 =(

[Sarcasjak]

It was insulting that he said my name wrong.

[XENON3120]

"Who the hell is he?!" hahahahahahahahaha

get over it

[Sarcasjak]

Get over what?

[XxGonixXFAN]

Sing louder, music overwhelms you x.x

[PCMario64]

This vid still makes me laugh hahaha its 2 win.

[kingdaddydmac]

lololol

i dont know how i missed this before, but fucking WIN!!!!

JC is hilarious

[RagnarokX6923]

This was just hilarious,awesome lyrics.

[ChipoltleDX]

:D Jack.

[agu003]

hey kozoi suck my dick

[agu003]

Holy crap this is nice!

[WastedSkyPirate]

Haha yeah we were. I remember being really confused at BOOMAX's comment.

ROCK ON M4G.

[M4GNITUDE]

I just read this, and I seriously don't know how my name got put in to this xD

And I'm pretty sure WSP and I were on the same side in this argument, unless I'm unable to read or comprehend English.

ROCK ON WSP.

[Xenoocean]

4 stars.....