Eminem Parody: "The Real Psycho Transformer"

I have been getting increasingly upset by almost daily announcements that my favorite childhood movies are being re-made. Neverending Story? Really?! It's getting out of hand, I know it's on everyone's mind so I decided to make a song about it. I love Eminem, he's a freaking genius, so I chose his song that is about "copies" in it's own way as well.

The Crew: Me, Lawrence August, Jasin Amodeo, Mark Peters, Jeremy Tillery, Curt Clendenin and Jacque Babb

Thanks to Beat Royalty, Chris @ Hitching Post Theatres and all of you people as annoyed with re-makes as we are.

You can download the song at the link below:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/61389955e7bf5b0e/

Thanks for watching :) Lyrics below if anyone is interested.

May I have your attention please?
Will the real Dawn of the Dead please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Dawn of the Dead please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a good movie before
Blood all on the floor like Tom Savini just brought on the gore
Remakes galore a new genre of horror and it's the Dawn of The Whore
so they re-work another (ahhhh!)
Its the return of the"Ah, wait, no way, youre bullsh*tting
We didn't just pay for Daisy Duke again, did we?"
And Michael Bay saidnothing you idiot!
Michael Bay's dead, he's locked in my basement
Another ten of them, tell a friend!
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
Bret Ratner,oh not again -- Look at them,
Hollywood now copyin you-know-what
Doin' a Juno 2 "What Would Diablo Do?"
Yeah, you probably got a couple of dudes re-doin Footloose
But it won't work with actors you cast from youtube
Tough times , the Neverending Story is next dude, and sad
like when Vince Vaughn played a recluse
Forget another script, forget another script
and how money baby, we'll copy the shot list!
And the best is when we finally deliver the film print
And expect them not to know what a "Hitchcock" really is
Like orphans that should've been abortions
They should have been not made
Put em in garbage bags-- okay?
We aint nothing but Artists
Well, some of us artists, articulating art that is marvelous
but if a part of us is artificial, pardon us
could be that the reason is that Hollywood is out of touch
So if you feel like a feel like I feel come on get on the bus
not another Optimus, honestly, it's obvious
I'm from TV not meant to be a movie
And I don't know what you want to do to me
So won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up please stand up
Yeah, I'm a real movie an original movie
And I don't know why you wanna re-do me
So won't the real Psycho please stand up, please stand up please stand up

McG don't need original stuff to feel accomplished
Well I do, so fuck McG fuck Charlie 2!
Think I give a damn about money?
I laugh at you idiots thinkin' Starsky & Hutch was even funny
"Buy hey, whattya say? They re-made Cape Fear!"
Fine but how many times is Robert De Niro near?
When the, Academy Awards become Hollywood Squares
Shit, I need a nomination so I can sit by Cher
And then I'll channel Sonny Bono so I get the dirt
about who really said "I Got U babe" first
little itch an incestous STD
it's like Swine Flu blended with the industry
You can download and put it all on DVD
sell the bootleg or even give it out for free
Pick of the litter up on Hulu you movies annoy me
So I have been sent here to review you!
And on a one-to-ten you're just a three
gen-er-ous-ly so tell me what the fuck I see?
the junk I see, the monkey do, the mon-key see
Without Keanu Reeves you know it's just not Speed!
I'm from TV not meant to be a movie
And I don't know what you want to do to me
So won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up please stand up
Yeah, I'm the real movie an original movie
And I don't know why you wanna re-do me
So won't the real Psycho please stand up, please stand up please stand up

The execs who are in a suit, yes they're only giving you
Things that you have already seen, maybe a little new
Only one problem - is you all keep payin'
I'll vomit all my M&M 's in the stall, I wish I didn't go at all!
I just wanna fight with the critics
like it's night and I'm Riddick cuz I don't get it
more than 90 percent of the cinema's re-makes--
Willy Wonka Factory of Cheescake mixed with freebase
Like druggies, and at the rate we're going we'll be hurting
When the role of Ferris Bueller goes to someone undeserving
the wonderful part of Falcor's a CGI birdy
And the flirting with disaster's already occurring
Neverending Story and the line is kinda blurring
And their working on the marketing- kids to keep targeting
Alan Arkin smirking saying "Get Smart sucks!"
with his career hittin' "self-destruct"
So will a few films please stand up?
And let's get creative and free from handcuffs
And be proud to get out of the rut and down a new road
let everybody know, loud as you can, Hollywood blows!

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[laylaymatthews]

@kikomacheda27, me and Lawrence August. :)

[laylaymatthews]

thx man :)

[MOisApimp]

hahahaha that was badass that was kewl!!!

[laylaymatthews]

@MOisApimp thx! :)

[frostofreze]

eminem hater eminem is the best so back off

[laylaymatthews]

please refer to the paragraph on the right where I refer to Eminem as a genius. Evidentally, you are not one... I am one of his biggest fans. Speaking of Em, he was officially today announced to be the decades top selling artist! Go EM!

[YogaArmy]

AWESOME!!! Lawrence you a serious Rocker! Droppin' some mean skillz NEEDS TO GO VIRAL NOW!

[JazminIvon]

Yo! Gangster...I love it! Great job!

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@RealEstateism no :)



[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

i did this sort of shit when i was 10

[RealEstateism]

this was good.. lol

[Chidori328]

I don't mind it, as long as the remake is well made and not the EXACT same movie as before...kinda likea reboot almost. I think those can be fun, though of course we want original content too. Problem was that the first live action Transformers was good and the second one was crap, and I even know its because of the problems they had behind the scenes for that one. Its why the writers for the first two movies went to the cartoon series Prime.

[jrodvoltage11]

haha funny as hell lol but dnt hate the second transformers wuz awesome ! better than the first. it wuz funnier too

[kakadoodoo3000]

@01mrsoptimusprime yvw :)