Midget "Hell's Kitchen" Lookalike Porn Star Eaten by Badgers

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Yes, you have read the title to this video correctly: a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. and was apparently eaten by the badgers. Percy Foster was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's set. According to the British tabloid The Sunday Sport, Foster was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales." They write that "expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow."

It is not yet clear how Percy died, though suicide has not been ruled out. Movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: "Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business." In an interview Foster did about his career, the little porn star said: "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream." Just to recap: a midget Gordan Ramsey lookalike porn star was eaten by badgers. Please leave your comments below, I am sure they will be priceless.

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[DrkYaminoHikari]

Small World

[captainscurvy13]

I suspect foul play,.. no one willingly dives into a hole knowing they would be mauled by badgers that lived in a den. No one would commit suicide this way.. impossible. I believe he was murdered and stuffed into a random hole to hide the body (permanently), expected never to be discovered. Likely, someone didn't like the shit this little guy was involved with & probably couldn't get over the fact that perhaps someone he/they knew.. was degrading themselves with Percy. Homicide body disposal?

[Motaro76]

Oh, badgers become my fav animals! Good appetite for badgers and death to faggots!!!

[BabyJarvo]

badgers can be nasty fuckers, they love a bit of murder.

[neals1979]

@nighthawk006phoenix no its never too soon

[Havingagoodtim3]

DO YOUR DISHES!

[Tarten46]

mother earth likes shoving badgers and midgets in her hole, ironic.

[g000se99]

thought he was going to say 'found deep in a badger...'

[fetyszboj]

how unlucky u have to be to be a midget eaten by the badger in the end LOL (i'm sorry).

[nighthawk006phoenix]

Is it too soon to make jokes about this? ;

[broli28]

...I'm looking for something clever to say...but...this story doesn't need that. How many takes do you think it took the anchor to report this story without laughing?