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STEVEN WRIGHT - The COMPLETE Works - stereo HQ - (pt.1 of 5)

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Uploaded by on Oct 8, 2009

FORTY-FOUR MINUTES of the King of Surreal Standup, in 1985, delivering pretty much the WHOLE BOOK! This is part ONE of FIVE - for part TWO, see "video responses" below... And for another quick laugh, hit http://damienatloppers.wordpress.com/2009/05/10/damien-on-shaggy-panda-stories/

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  • I used to work in a Helium Gas production factory. The boss there still speaks very highly of me.

  • @maccafan10 LOL!! Hadn't heard that one - from Steven or anyone else.

  • "Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time..."

    He has the ability to say things so profound yet so hilarious

  • @preppylilbunny I've used that one a LOT - but I always attribute it to Stephen.

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  • this guy is the best comedian ever even yogi beara cant beat this

  • A Comic Genius!

  • 1:24 "If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?"

  • Sorry, this is my least favorite Steven Wright bit I've heard, and normally he's one of my faves.

  • @morpheusatloppers no you don't

  • i saw him live a few years ago and he was so funny!!! although he does repeat some jokes,his observations are amazing. love his sense of humor.

  • hahaha. *points at curtain* "they should iron this"

  • Holy shit, I just melted Dry Ice in chemistry this morning. O.o

  • The answer as to what to add to powdered water is HEAT. Powdered water is snow. I know, I know, I'm thinking too hard!

  • 1:05

    I SAW HIM SMILE.

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