Who has pissed you off this week? Let me know in the comments section or on my blog http://www.mathewguiver.com.
5. The lady I met on CraigsList who blew me off
OK, that doesn't sound good.
I guess I should say, the person who responded to the ad I posted selling a desk on CraigsList, said she would be at my office around 11 am to pick it up, but then never showed.
I had emails from about five other people interested in the desk, but I told them all it was no longer available. But alas, I still have it, and am desperately looking for some one to buy it.
She finally called me at about 2 pm on Friday, and said she was sorry she didn't call sooner, but her son was in the hospital.
Likely excuse.
On a brighter note though, I also sold a big ass file cabinet on CraigsList to a wonderful lesbian couple. Even though they just came by my office to get the file cabinet we spend a good fifteen minutes talking. Apparently the girls rescue dogs, and honestly, who doesn't love a pair of animal loving lesbians?
My dog Olly was with me at the office, and one of the girls even had a bag of dog treats in her backpack.
Lesbians seem to know, the way to a gay man's heart is by being nice to his fluffy little dog!
4. Britney Spears' choreographer Brian Friedman
This past Thursday my #1 girl Britney Spears dropped her music video for Hold It Against Me, and needless to say a few friends and I had a premier party to celebrate. Not only did we watch the new music video about ten times on repeat, but we also watched an old Britney concert DVD (Live From Las Vegas, if you must know) and dedicated the night to Britney Spears.
I absolutely loved the video! However, some fans were understandable upset about it.
Why?
Because a few days ago Brian Friedman took to his Twitter to talk about how incredible to choreography was going to be. He said Britney had been rehearsing for six weeks, and that she did all kinds of crazy dancing. Clearly he was trying to get himself some attention, and new followers on Twitter.
Although the video was hot, let's be honest. The choreography wasn't anything special. Britney looked great, and the video was full of great scenes, my favorite was the Britney vs. Britney battle, but Britney definitely didn't do any ground breaking dance moves.
Brian then took to his Twitter again to explain that he did not edit the video, and asked people to stop being hostile with him.
Listen, I loved the video, but if Brian had been a professional and kept his mouth shut then people would be talking about how great the video was, instead of bitching about the choreography.
3. Joan Rivers
I have a bit of a love, hate relationship with Joan Rivers.
She's a funny, and talented woman, but some times she goes over the line with her jokes, which is why Joan has been on my list before. This time, it is because of this quote she gave to The Daily:
Fur makes women beautiful. You take an ugly face and you put it next to a soft piece of fox and that face looks almost fuckable!
OK Joan, death is not sexy. And wearing a filthy animal skin does not make any one more desirable. Fur is murder.
2. The douche bags who were way too aggressive at the San Francisco pillow fight
As I do every year, I spent Valentine's Day in San Francisco for the annual pillow fight. Hundreds of people gather, and when the clock strikes six madness breaks out. I, along with my friend Jessica, and other locals spend a solid hour fighting each other with pillows. It's a great way to release tension!
For the most part, it's pretty tame. Sure it's a pillow fight, but we're all there to have fun. Except for a few random straight douche bags, who get wayyyyyy too aggressive. These fuckers use their pillows as weapons, and hit both girls and gay guys alike as hard as they can, in an obvious attempt to assert their masculinity.
Hey, there's nothing manlier than a pillow fight in San Francisco... NOT!
Jessica and I decided that next year we would designate a gay section of the crowd to keep away from the douchy straight ass holes.
1. Donald Trump
In an interview with FOX News... Donald was asked about his opinion on gay marriage and he said:
I'm not in favor of gay marriage.
The interviewer suggested that he hesitated with the answer, and Donald explained:
No, I'm just not in favor of gay marriage. I live in New York. New York is a place with lots of gays, and I think it is great. But I'm not in favor of gay marriage.
It's not Donald's view on the issue that pisses me off. I understand and respect opinions that differ from my own. But when he says New York is a place with lots of gays...
How homophobic does that sound?
A lot of gays? Hey Donald, us "gays" are not some group of people. We're your friends, neighbors, waiters, executives, and family members. There is no need to condescendingly refer to all of us like that.
Oh, and we all deserve the same rights that you have!
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45 Gay / Bi Menby nikothedog50,572 views
Nice rant, your hairdresser didn't make the list of people who pissed you off this week? Was he on last week's list?
I'm just playin, don't be pissed ;)
Sirdydimus 1 year ago
@Sirdydimus haha careful, you dont want to end up being featured on next week's list!
mathewguiver 1 year ago