Happy Zombie/Vampire Jesus day

Yes, eggs, bunnies, and chocolate have no place in Easter because they don't belong to that holiday in the first place (which is why people get confused when they don't understand that the Christan/Catholic church stole the holiday in order to try and convert the Pagans to their religion); they belong in the Pagan holiday Ostara.

If you take the part about Jesus being a zombie or a vampire seriously, there is no hope for you. I'm doing it as a JOKE because it's funny to more than just myself.

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• zombie
• vampire
• jesus

[RudeJesus]

Yeah I agree with the vampyre call (the blood drinking for eternal life etc...)

Although someone on another site suggested that "zombie" jesus might explain why so many Christians seem to have had their brain eaten.

[Dragontrap]

Well they do tend to seem to follow mindlessly (rather much like sheep, and the fact they are called 'sheep' and part of the 'flock' it might make sense).

But I still stand by my Vampire Jesus idea since it does seem to make more sense than a zombie :3

[deathmakesitgiggle]

Jesus is a Zombie, Vampires are waaaaaaay too cool.

[Dragontrap]

LOL Son the coolness factor plays a part in all of this XD?

[Dragontrap]

I meant so, not son ~_~ (damn typos)

[deathmakesitgiggle]

Yes, coolness plays a part in everything. Not really. I just like Vampires alot more than Zombies and Jesus.