Chunky Monkey

not much I can say. just watch it and find out.

lyrics:
I was feeding pickles to a squirrel
The earth shook as up walked a girl
Wasn't a stampede, wasn't an earthquake
half-ton hottie inhaling chocolate cake

I hid my food cuz I know she'd eat it
I lay on her and sank in like a tempur pedic
emus, mushrooms, gnomes and ping pong
didn't know her name so I called her King Kong

CHORUS
you're so chubby, I wanna be your hubby
can't stop a giggle, when your rolls start to jiggle
when I think bulbous, I think about your vulvas
elephantitus, of the vagitus

you're so chubby, I wanna be your hubby
can't stop a giggle, when your rolls start to jiggle
don't use a rubber, when I penetrate your blubber
cuz you've got mad cushion, for the pushin

VERSE 2
christmas stockings, armadillo
soft and fluffy like a pillow
out of your jeans your fat pops
now that's what I call muffin top

can't get caught for anything she stole
when she walks out, just tuck it in her rolls
batter is doughy like my girl King Kong
so I poked her with my ding dong

CHORUS
you're so chubby, I wanna be your hubby
can't stop a giggle, when your rolls start to jiggle
when I think bulbous, I think about your vulvas
elephantitus, of the vagitus

you're so chubby, I wanna be your hubby
can't stop a giggle, when your rolls start to jiggle
don't use a rubber, when I penetrate your blubber
cuz you've got mad cushion, for the pushin

VERSE 3
When we bone she makes raunchy sounds
crazy rough sex sheds the pounds
started getting thin and I didn't like it
she got on top and started to ride it

never had my chunky monkey been
able to get on top before
feel like a hiker caught in a blizzard
her skin rolls hang like sleeve of wizard

I can't look at you
there's something missing and I think that
it's 800 pounds of fat

you're not chubby, I don't wanna be your hubby
can't stop a tear, when your skin flaps appear
don't need a rubber, you lost all of your blubber
now you've got no cushion, for the pushin




eating chunky monkey while I get funky with you, my spunky chunky

Category:

Music

Tags:

• chunky
• monkey
• original
• acoustic
• song
• mildly
• inappropriate

[chubbybunnyHOmo]

Wow the one on the left is cute.... looks like he might like to take a bite out of MY Chunky Monkey! No Rubbers allowed!

[KILLAKINLAW459]

how did this not reach million views yet!?!?!?!?!?!

[mjrivett04]

at the top some1 is moving

[mjrivett04]

at the top some1 is moving

[mjrivett04]

there is a reason y this has only 16,064 views and some one views it every couple months.

[SuperElizabeth213]

lol mad funny .. your so chubby i wanna be your hubby

[FMLhunny]

That was hella funny

[vampkisses98]

I like that asian dude in the middle xD

[DatKushShit]

you guys are the retarted offspring of an aborted baby who was born from justin beiber and barneys cousin when they gangbanged 3 llamas a pony and chuck norris........................­........

[McDiddys192]

@jesschris102 hes on a laptop takin notes

[llamafulloshit]

My Mother.