Bend and Snap - Legally Blonde (Collab)

A few of us on the internets got together and did this number from Legally Blonde The Musical. It was Melody's idea to do this song. The quality isn't the greatest, but we're working across state lines with different/limited equipment...I thought it came out pretty darn good all things considered.

Cast in order of apearance:

Serena: Danalyn
Chorus: Erin, Melody, Danalyn
Paulette: Melody
Margot: Danalyn
Pilar: Erin
Elle: Erin
Cat Lady: Danalyn
Laker Girl: Melody
Guys: Melody, Danalyn
Kyle: Danalyn

[LYRICS]

SERENA
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they can't

No! All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me around all day
Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No tight end can defend against the bend and snap

PAULETTE
(spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say!

MARGOT
(spoken) And you!

(sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem

PILAR
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem

PAULETTE
Sorry girls that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away

MARGOT
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap

PAULETTE
OW!!!!

ELLE
Look how good you're gettin'!
Bend and snap!

PILAR
I bet right now you sweatin'

ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
So depend on your friend
For the bend...

ELLE
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once
He'll buy you a drink

CAT LADY
Excuse me would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat

ELLE
Sure!

LAKER GIRL
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls
Come on Paulette!

ELLE
You'll be fine!

GUY
Works every time!

MARGOT
Look, do it and we'll go away

PAULETTE
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

ALL
BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!

GUYS
(spoken) DAMN!!!!

PAULETTE
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came runnin'
Like I'm

GUYS
Kickin!

PAULLETTE
Finger

GUYS
Lickin'!

PAULETTE
Like I'm frickin'

GUYS
Wicked stunnin'!

PAULETTE
Will you pay for stuff I buy?

GUYS
YES!

PAULETTE
And bake me cake and pie?

GUYS
YES!

PAULETTE
And hold me when I cry?

GUYS
YES!

PAULETTE
And I will tell you why!

GUYS
Why?

PAULETTE
I'm too rockin' to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watchin' how I walk away

GUYS
Love to watch her walk away!

PAULETTE
I bend and snap!
Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and snap!
I bet right now you're sweatin'

ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

PAULETTE
I depend on my friend

ALL
Go Paulette! Go Paulette!

PAULETTE
I depend on my friend

ALL
Go! Go! Go Paulette!

PAULETTE
I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!

ALL
The bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap

PAULETTE
I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!

KYLE
(spoken) Paulette!
Did I leave my...stylus?

ALL
BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!

PAULETTE
(spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!

Credits:
I grabbed the backing track from Amazon, but it didn't have lyrics. Thanks to AngelsBwayKaraokes for the lyrics video!
http://www.youtube.com/AngelsBwayKaraokes

Category:

Music

Tags:

• techwench
• danalyn
• bend
• snap
• legally
• blonde
• musical
• melody
• erin
• karaoke
• AngelsBwayKaraokes

[AmyIsWatchingYou]

P'fahahah!!

[AndrewWantsYouV1]

its like look at my ass l



[dania4510001]

they sound like they came from Tenessee

[dania4510001]

I love this show

[Coolfal95]

ive never seen this movie/musical or heard this song and if i wouldnt have read the description i would have continued thinking this was the legit version :) if that says anything ;)

[spaztic1dictionary]

This sucks. You truly failed at this!

[Applebutter799]

i love the 'kyylllleeeee' part

:D

[Shaunyxx1]

i loveeee itt <3 xxx

[Dave256onYT]

Great stuff!!! Glad to see you posting again!!!

:-)

[AzJade]

You guys rocked this! LOL 10 Pounds of awesome sauce!