Mega-Beasts: Terror Bird Part 1
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@mrlogicalman1 ok
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I don't think they make big enough non-toxic shotgun pellets for these... they'd have to let us used buckshot otherwise you'd just be pissing it off.
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Titanus
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@sonbuhitsunei yay someone who knows chocobo :D
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Honestly, you'd think ONE bird somewhere along the line that had lost the ability to fly and grown large on the ground would re-evolve teeth, clawed hands, tough skin, and a long tail like their ancestors. They are next to defenseless against large mammalian predators, so one would thin it'd offer a massive survival advantage to be able to fight back and kill them.
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I can't help but think they'd still be around (assuming modern humans hadn't eventually killed them off like we love to do to everything, being the virus we are) if they had developed the grasping clawed hands and teeth of their dinosaurian ancestors. All birds have a serious disadvantage when faced with a similarly sized mammalian predator -- primarily because they have given up any form of offense for light weight. Why no ground running bird has claws or teeth is puzzling.
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if these youtube turds were sent back in time to terror bird age they wunt open ther arse then . they wud be crying fo ther mummy
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@Pilgrim1411 It's called Geology! Dumbass...
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Lol, it's like incredibly mean versions of Tweety, Sylvester, and Hector. Who gets that reference from the golden age of cartoons!
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@Pilgrim1411 Invented by the white man? That's gotta be the weirdest YEC justification I've ever heard. You know that most YECs are A) white and B) racist, don't you?
KFC.........of DEATH!!!!
MrJordanio0825 6 months ago 23
Ah, the terror bird. History's Chocobo. :)
sonbuhitsunei 6 months ago 18