Sam Black and the Case of Restricted Freedoms

"Please Read Before Viewing!!!"

This being one of the first films that our class produced, you may hear that the sound isn't the best quality. So here is a written script of what is being said, and enjoy!

It was hot, too hot. So hot that you could have cooked an egg on my un washed stomach. I was sitting there, minding my own, when she walks in with a face like an angel and a big dark cloud hanging over her head.

I heard that you were the best.

Maybe I am, maybe I aint.

Well are you or aren't you?

Who wants to know?

I do!

Look! I dont have time to play your silly little games, I have milk to drink.

My name is Constance.

Constance Freedom, daughter of Doctor Joseph Freedom, inventor of the Polytonalfluxuator. He was a genius, a real egg-head. But when he died, he left his daughter Constance to raise her brother Johnny. Things were going alright for a while, but then Johnny turned up missing with a note from the evil doctor Manchu saying he also took the Polytonalfluxuator and that he was going to raise Johnny up to be an evil genius just like him. I only knew one guy who would know where Dr. Manchus evil, secret lair would be, and that was Willy the Sphinx Johnson. I knew where he would be hiding out though.

Snake-eyes, you dirty cheat!

Sam Black!!

Look Sphinx, I want to know where Dr. Manchu is hiding out these days and I want to know right now!

Ill never tell a scumbag like you, you dig?

You feeling lucky, Punk!?!

What?

Sorry, tell me where Dr. Manchu is hiding!


Okay, okay Sammy Ill tell you where he is hiding, just put the cannon down.


Sam Black, you found me!


This is the third time this month, why wont you give me a break. It was the sphinx wasnt it, he is totally off the Christmas card list I knew I shouldnt have trusted him. So I will have to Polytonalfluxuate you!!!

Ahhhhhh!!! Wait, this isnt doing anything!

Wait, let me put it on a higher setting...there!

Nope still nothing

Did you even check what the Polytonalfluxuator did before you stole it?
No I just assumed that it kills like any other good invention would

Well the Polytonalfluxuator is an advancement in Polytonal technology. It essentially allows you to make a call to any other landline for any other Polytonalfluxuator, for a small fee however.

Well that is absurd, why would I want to make a call from anywhere but my home or office?

Yeah, that will never catch on.

Gee sis, dads inventions sure were kooky, lets get a milk shake you guys

Yeah alright! I want strawberry, I want chocolate, I want vanilla. uh, vanilla?

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