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Uploaded on Apr 11, 2007

Bush is mesmerized by a common grocery store checkout scanner in 1992. This was LONG after scanners were introduced in 1980. "Some say" this is an "urban legend," but you decide. Sorry, source file was only 160x120, not too sharp.

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  • PrideofPelly

    Have people still not gotten the word that they were duped by a liberal NYT writer on this one? The scanner that amazed Bush was one that was new for the time period. It weighed the items and could do other things that the normal scanner could not. It has been talked about and talked about, just thought everyone had been made aware of getting the wool pulled over their eyes on this one by now.

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  • armadilloze

    You make a lot of assertions there but do not back any of them up. Nice try. Just look at his face, what else do you need? HAHAHA! At least he did not throw up on it.

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  • Derick Lysene

    You know that they were showing him a newer model of scanner, right? It's a newer model that could read mangled and torn bar codes. So how about you wake up, open your eyes and shut your dumb mouth before you embarass yourself again.

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  • armadilloze

    No, I don't know that. Where did you hear this? I'd love to read more about this new scanner. :) No source, no soap.

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  • myjs11

    Not legend, I remember how amazed he was. Just like Hillary Clinton now - can't pump gas and can't use a coffee maker in a 7-11

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  • armadilloze

    Well, my sister has a Ph.D. but cannot operate an ATM or a tollbooth. However, unlike Bush I and that checkout line, she knows they exist.

    Bush II, despite months of flash card drills with Rove, called Greeks Grecians, Kosovars Kosovonians, and just recently, despite years of OJT at our expense, called Australian troops Austrians.

    Speaking of gas, he also did not know gas had gone over $4/gallon in places.

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  • PeepsMcJuggs

    Take ten seconds to Google the story on Snopes, smartass.

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  • MrDaveeness

    Do you really think his face displays a look of amazement? Looks bored to me. But anyways, Snopes debunked this and backed all their claims on this subject, you obnoxious motherfucker. So maybe that's the proof you're looking for.

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  • MrToadful

    It might upset your anti-Republican view of the world, but Google 'snopes bush and the grocery scanner'.

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  • swarm420

    snopes com/history/american/bushscan

    Enjoy, need a dot in there.

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  • PinkHairedWeirdo

    my town did not have laser scanners until 1996

    HOW the hell else could sony Sell Cd and Dvd Formats

    Sega WAs a freaking huge hit in my town

    NOT TO MENTION How many people were starving to death in 92

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  • PinkHairedWeirdo

    AND DIABLO 3

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  • PinkHairedWeirdo

    THIS is no Different then all you jerks when Another halo comes out

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  • asarosenfield

    To be fair, I think there is a little truth on both sides. Bush may have seen a scanner before, but it was not commonplace, and for him, operating it was cool. It does show that he was/is not connected to the population, just like Rmoney and (to a lesser extent) Obama

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