The Macc Lads - Sweaty Betty
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Uploaded by headpains on Sep 25, 2008
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her xxxx with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.
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Uploader Comments (headpains)
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The legendary Lads, fantastic! Get back on tour ya poofs!
2 years ago 13
All Comments (88)
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Portsmouth 1990!
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this is amazing love it
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@Certex fk me have you swollowed a dictionary,?????? get a grip.
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Watched these twice at the old international 2 in Manchester ....best gigs i ever went to.
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Yeah fuck Liverpool
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I've never laughed so much in my life at a song!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant, great lyrics lol :D
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I'll put a bag on me ed and a peg on me nose and rummage through the slime!!
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@headpains Classic band!!
Greetings from Norway
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eh up lets sup!!!!!! enjoyed the macc lads thru the 80's/90's when i was a scooterboy. funny as fuck
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or 0:01 lol
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if find this mildy amusing
artlesclark 3 years ago 4
mildly is better than not at all
headpains 3 years ago 7