Black & Yellow Parody-Hufflepuffs

My first Youtube video ever, and I'm 99% sure it sucks, but who cares? I think my lyrics are pretty damn clever, even if my rapping skills are less than good. Enjoy!

Yeah ah ha
We da Hufflepuffs
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
(repeated)

[Chorus]
Yeah ah ha, We da Hufflepuffs
When we in the castle, we play it rough
Yeah ah ha, screaming we findin'
when I pull out my wand, body-bindin'
reppin my House when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I wear it down from my scarf to my sweater here
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Uh, black stripe, yellow tie
The Slytherins bullyin', but we ain't cryin'.
soon as I finish homework, out with my friends.
Loyal and fair, the fun never ends.
Stayin' inside, ain't happenin'.
It's outside on the grounds, 'way from the Slytherins.
And I may not be brave, or smart
And you can bet your ass I'm not good at art.
I'm not afraid of everything the others say
Cause when you're fighting wizards, I'm gettin' paid.
no love for those Gryffindors, full of themselves
Always pushin' elves.

[Chorus]

Got a call from Dumbledore this just in
Draco hates me cause I'm not in Slytherin
not a Ravenclaw, they geniuses
If you need to find something, here I is.
I'm sippin pumpkin juice and rocking yellow robes
So many Gryffindors in here I can't find a soul on the globe.
Got a dormit'ry full of Hufflepuff apparel
The robes, scarves, sweaters, and socks-I wear 'em.

[Chorus]

Do homework like how I'm s'posed to do
Those Ravenclaws with they brains can't get close to you
Cause we work hard to get what we got
The Hufflepuffs ain't stupid fucks
You wanna follow Cedric to the dorm
And stay there till the early morn.
Get all up in those yellow clothes
Feelin' the cotton of those black robes
Them Slytherins bad, stick with us and you can't go wrong.

[Chorus]

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[thatamateur97]

@polochik10 Love AVPM with all my heart. There will definitely be more Harry Potter/AVPM parodies, but I'm thinking they won't be raps...I don't FIND my rhythm pleasing.

[polochik10]

Like it, even if I AM a Slytherin.

And we findin'?

AVPM FTW!!!!!!