Hellsing Paradise

Alucard finally takes it upon himself to produce Hellsing a new hit single.

- Mp3: http://www.mediafire.com/?wa9z6y38lrjl90r
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Lyrics:
(Alucard)
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that
Even Integra thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk? You know that's unheard of
You better walk how you talk and where you're walking
Or you and your homies could be lined in chalk.

I really hate to trip, but I gotta lope
As they cough I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers for the afterlife

(Chorus) Been spending most our lives
Living in a Hellsing Paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a Hellsing Paradise
Keep spending most my lfie
living in a Hellsing Paradise
Keep spending most my life
living in a Hellsing Paradise

Look at the sitation that they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strap
So I gotta be down in the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasing dreams

I'm a pissed vampire with revenge on my mind
I've got Jackel in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a low down gangster set trippin' back
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool

Death ain't nothin' but a bullet away
I'm living do or die, and what can I say?
I'm an old ass vampire with rotten ass toes
And the way that they're smelling, I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me

(Chorus)

Power and the money
Money and the power
Minute after minute
Hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
It's going in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking
They say I gotta learn but, nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, and that's why I smell a fart

(Chorus)
(Captain Ferguson and Captain Bernadette join in and fail epically)
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Original song, Gangster's Paradise, belongs to Coolio.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hellsing
• alucard
• vampire
• amv
• integra
• parody
• anime
• ova
• arucard
• paradise
• coolio
• gangster
• gangsters
• spoof
• song
• spoofs
• lol
• wtf
• humor
• funny

[Eregwen]

You are my heroes for posting these songs as mp3 files.

[StupidUndRetarded]

We better be. =)

[gatergurl]

FAVS!!! I LOVE IT!! Did you parody Gangsta's Paradise? Or Amish Paradise?

[StupidUndRetarded]

xD Gangsta's Paradise.

[Alucard666now]

dude its cool how your brother can change his voice like that. the sad thing is I could see Alucard doing this on his days off same with the rest of hellsing

[RedxEyes101]

I never thought this day would come..but it did and I have to admit that this is the most genius and funniest thing I've seen.

[ras144]

LOL!!! XD

[AlucardsHellHound]

omg this is so awesome! I love it xD lol

[DaBro231]

This video is pretty tight

[DracuIina]

My god you're cool. :D

THANK YOU for making this.

[AlucardGohanTobiZoro]

You should give this to crispin freeman so he can sing it in an alucard voice, haha that would be so cool

[MultiWatchingvideo]

o que divertido alucard rapeando que divertido no pude dejar de reir felicidades a favoritos

[kurogetsu01]

i've said it once and i'll say it again. THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!

[MegaJovan1996]

thies is the bigest piss of shit i ever seen

[MegaJovan1996]

thies is the bigest piss of shit