Bad Romance= Arranged Marriage- PARODY LADY GAGA

Disclaimer- no offence intended, this is jokey, I do respect my parents and other parents, and anyone who believes in arranged marriage. I think it works for a lot of people, and this is just a new take on Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. I don't own the backing track, but the lyrics, idea and video/voice are mine, and mine only.

Lyrics:

Oh my, Oh my God!




I'm gonna kill my mom!
Oh no, Oh woah no!
Can't let this happen!




Well basically, I've fallen in love.
He wasn't brown, which upset my mum.
I thought it's love,
But it is illegal love.

She thinks I'm bringing shame on our family,
And that it's necessary for me to see,
That he's not brown.
But I thought that I was allowed..

You know that I'm stuck
This man could be Lady Muck
I want to run, run from here

They are making me to
Sign the papers
But I don't even know this man's name.
They're telling me that
There is no way out,
But I can't open my eyes for shame.

No no no, nooo, no no no nooooo,
Caught in a stranger's hand,
No no no,nooo, no no no nooooo,
Do not let me marry this man!

Oh my, Oh my God!
I'm gonna kill my mom!
Oh no, Oh woah no!
Can't let this happen!

You see typically,
You cannot escape.
My momma said that I will just have to wait.
To fall in love.
Love-love-love
To fall in love.

I just want to run away from here now,
I cannot see myself cooking pilau
You see this is wrong.
Racist parents did me wrong.


I know that they'll kill me
If I run to him see
The guy isn't brown, brown enough for me



On second thoughts perhaps this isn't too bad
At least he doesn't look right like a chav.
On second thoughts maybe yes, this could work,
He won't leave me for a gohri like a jerk.

Yes yes yes yes yesssssssss yes yes yesss
Perhaps the parents were really right
Yes yes yes yes yes yessssssssss yes yes yes yessssss
No longer do we have to fight.

Oh my oh my God,
Now I'm in further trouble
Dad thinks I'm a disgrace
For changing my mind.
What what, what is this?
This isn't expected bliss
No no no no no,
They thought they were too kind.


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

I just want a real life,
Without all the stupid strife.
They just don't want me,
To change my mind, Again,
But to just see the light.

I want to end this
And I want to move out
If I don't get to marry this guy
Why am I fickle,
Why am I so dumb,
Why did I even have to change my mind?

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I thought it was a romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
All these movies gave me false ideas.

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[Smartass786]

omg lol what is she doing , seriously ? ??

[mariaaskswhy]

@Smartass786 She is procrastinating.

[mariaaskswhy]

@chuggacheesy Uh, how come you commented the same thing as @siriuslymessedup :S

[mariaaskswhy]

@siriuslymessedup Lol perhaps. I'm doing this for fun and to serve as memories of what should be good years, so perhaps. :DDD

YES IT DOES AHH Oh well, who cares; not like it matters. :D

And no problem- I speak the truth! :P x

[chuggacheesy]

@mariaaskswhy yeah i guess we'll have to wait and see, you know? as long as you're doing this because you enjoy it, it'll work out :D

aww man deletion sucks boo ;P

and omg *blushes heavier* ur so kind!

[mariaaskswhy]

@siriuslymessedup Haha I was getting there before but enter deletion phase like @charlieissocoollike himself and -sad face- for a while until I realised life was boring when I wasn't talking to myself or something. :D You're too awesome to comprehend. Thanks. :D Maybe, maybe not- we'll just have to wait and see. I have some good plans for upcoming videos, though. :D

[mariaaskswhy]

@siriuslymessedup paha thanks :D You're like my most loyal subscriber. So if I become famous, I'll remember you the most. WINK :P hehe not that that'll ever happen lol :')

[mariaaskswhy]

OH AND P.S. I CAN'T SING

[mariaaskswhy]

@LabradorJenn Haha thanks. :D

[LabradorJenn]

You are amazing. Truly.