Religious Financial Scams (Part 2/2)
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What more proof does anyone need that the world has turned to the Devil than this show? But it's also proof that we believers have the Devil on the run. See, Satan is scared by all of the good works that we Christians do to fight his evil plans. You can follow Matt Dillahunty and Richard Dawkins down the path to Hell, or you can send me 15% of what you earn and I'll use it to fight for God. If you call now, you'll also get this sacred keychain as a token of God's eternal covenant with you.
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"We are building a religion. We are building it bigger. We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes. We are building a religion. A limited edition. We are now accepting orders for these pendant keychains." Comfort Eagle by Cake. Great song.
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It's tainted love ^^
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"You are a Marxist , an Atheist..nd...nd you are from Russia."
-Idiot caller
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All faithful are cowards. All faithful are failed fallen farcical faith fanatics. These things easily find access to oxygen and food and this oxygen and food consumption has a zero return on it.In fact, when resources are consumed by the faithful my species suffers as a result. Carbon monoxide cures religion. Help free our species from the grip of anchoring failure, convince a religitard to spend time in the garage with their car. If you believe in a god then go fucking see him.
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On the 'prosperity gospel' idea: Peter popoff does his same thing. I recently got his miracle magic water in the mail and he wanted me to anoint my head with it and then send him like $19. Fuck that. I took the business reply mail envelope he sent, and taped it to a 2.5 lbs box of catholic magazines and mailed it back to him.
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I mustve spent at least 200 to 300 dollars as a little kid giving money to 'god'...i couldve bought a ps3 with that money!
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Thanks!
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Nest eggs are slang for life savings
He's saying you can't scam someone without ruining their savings.
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
George Carlin
MrAvenged 3 years ago 54
The cake does not exist, you dirty cakeist!
bdf2718 3 years ago 21