Ben Lerman Plays Ukulele Offical video

Directed by David Fishel
Music by Ben Lerman and Misha Wolf
Art direction by Jen Dunlap

Cast
Ben Lerman, Len Berman, Frank DeCaro, Jim Colucci, Jason Quarles, Delilah Kistler, and Miss Tanya O'Debra

Lyrics:

You want me to talk about it?
I'll talk about it
No, I want to talk!
True story, here we go.

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
Looks like a guitar's 2-year-old baby
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
New York Times Crossword, I do it on the daily
Grey Lady!
Well just Mon Tues and Wed
Thurs Fri and Sat puzzles hurt my head
And forget about Sunday
That's my fun day
Just like Susannah Hoffs said

It was 6 o'clock this morning in the middle of a dream
I was kissing Elmo underneath a golden stream
See my subconscious is all messed up
I had déjà vu when I saw "Two Girls One Cup"
And that video is gross, truly obscene
What I'm trying to say, is I watched the whole thing

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
I saw one lady put poop the other lady
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
The other day a teen missionary tried to save me
She was all smiles and I was all "Nice."
Then she sold me a big fat bag of ice
Which is slang for crystal meth, for those who don't know
The agony and ecstasy of staying awake a week or more

I'm just kidding I don't snort crank (anymore)
and for that I guess I have my parents to thank
Cuz no matter what I did, they showed me love
So I told that girl I believe in God above
But right now I'm bout to lose control of my bowels
So please step aside 'fore I poop on your bibles

My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
I might have the Irritable Bowel Syndrome maybe
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele

My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
On the way to the doctor the police delayed me
They gave me the random search on the subway
I was like, "Wait! I'm not black or Arab or Latino, ese!"
He went through my bag and my anger was ample
I probably shoulda stopped the cop before he found my stool sample

He was all, "Hell, no!" I was like, "Haha!"
He said "You can go." I said, "See you later, brah!"
I took my bag of crap to the lab that night
To see if maybe down in Mexico I got myself a parasite
I feel bad for that cop, it must be a drag
To find out white people carry scary shit in their bag

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
Sometimes I have poop in my backpack.

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
There's a New York sportscaster named Len Berman. Crazy!
Page me Len! I think that we should talk
Maybe grab a little drink or go for a walk
I mean what if it's not just our names that's reversed?
Like if Len Berman stubs his toe, does Ben Lerman feel it first?

What if we each possess half a special power
And if we ever got together this magic would flower
And bring about world peace! Now that's a happy ending!
But then again, it might release the Armageddon
It's too risky, Len! Don't even email me
My name is Ben Lerman I play ukulele

True story!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Len Berman
• ukulele
• musical comedy
• funny rap

[zaeky2002]

I absoletly love this video.

Ben Lerman is so freaking hot! Just saying you are one sexy man. <3

ANd this song gets stuck in my head everyday im at college, i can't stop from looking at my professor and start saying sometimes i have poop in my backpack.

<3 Well Peace

-Mike

[benlermanvideos]

@zaeky2002 thanks mike. you should organize your friends and get your school to hire me to come perform! email me if you want more info!

[jillbensimhon]

Great video! I always have this song stuck in my head lol

[njuta]

Oh YAY! I love you Ben Lerman and your ukulele! Come on KATG more, and this video is incredible. Great editing!

^__^

[mattwattnz]

Awesome Ben



[asianstylelalita88]

Dear Ben Lerman - Why does this vid only have 2500 hits? You're bomb dude. I'm learnin the ukulele now stay tuned.

[LeechBuddy]

why is this thing not viral yet?

[karstenlang]

Featuring Len Berman, that is just too awesome!

Brumski!

[TheSkypeHunter]

This song is CRAZY, i can see this going viral

[ashluuv2]

Best song ever! I can't stop listening to it!