The Chuck Norris Song

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Uploaded by on Jun 10, 2011

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Chuck Norris is so awesome do not deny.
He doesn't sleep he waits, I tell no lies.
Chuck Norris got a scholarship for being so awesome.
Just a glance from Chuck can kill a full grown possum.

CHORUS: Chuck x33 Chuck Norris

Everyone claps when Chuck walks in the room
'Cause he's so classy, he sweats perfume.
Chuck Norris so cool, one time he was on a walk,
Just fell in some lava and it turned into rock.

CHORUS

(One more verse)

You see, Chuck Norris, he's so stinking fast.
He can run around the world like a sonic blast!
Before you know it, he's back again.
Chuck Norris has the strength of a thousand men!

(Just kidding... a million men)

CHORUS

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  • u suck just like chuck norris

  • dislike for 4 year kid Not to be a hater to Chuck

  • HAHAHAHAHHA!!! :)

    

  • You are so steenking funny and talenteed! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaaaaaaaaaa!

  • where is the anitation?? I have watched your video twice!

  • I think he deserved his award.

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