omellete 1.mpg

The tomato ribbon for omelettes.... there are two made, the second one gets the tomato pan ribbon. If frying eggs bores you, go to 8:00 to see the pan ribbon. I invented this, and no one else can make the tomato pan ribbon without my express written permission... and you have to pay me a royalty for every omelette made in this way, or any tomato product using the ribbon, or derivatives thereof, or any variation or inversion. I am the omelette king. Bear no false witness. Employees and family members are ineligible to win. Prohibited in several states. No animals deliberately harmed. all rights reserved. The use of tomatos, and eggs, in breakfast cuisine is and remains my intellectual property, and will remain so in perpetuity. All claims transcend public domain. No substitutions.

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• mike
• carr
• virginia
• guitar
• omellete