Katy Perry - I kissed a girl Parody (I didnt like it) by Grant Uchida

Katy Perry - I kissed a girl Parody

Lyrics:

this happened in the second grade
of elementary
at recess all the games she played
were supplemenentary
truth or dare is what she
had decided on
i picked dare and as you see
i chose wrong

I kissed a girl I didnt like it
she tasted like baloney sandwich
i kissed a girl and i felt sick
it made me squirm and twich
teacher said its wrong but it must be right
since my parents like to do that kind of thing all night
i kissed a girl i didnt like it
i didnt like it

no i dont want to play again
you gave me cooties
these things i just cant comprehend
what the hell are boobies
why cant we wait till high school
its not like we can reproduce
my mouth taste like your drool
wheres my apple juice

i kissed a girl I didnt like it
she tasted like baloney sandwich
i kissed a girl and i felt sick
hope mrs. wormwood don't mind it
it was so gross it was so wet
probably something that i'm never gonna forget
i kissed a girl i didnt like it
i didnt like it

them girls they are despicable
they think that boys are trickable
that should not be permissible
they make too much noise
forget the girls I'll play with boys

I kissed a girl I didn't like it
she tasted like baloney sandwich
i kissed a girl and i felt sick
hope mrs. crobabple dont mind it
i kissed a girl I didnt like it
i didnt like it

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Katy
• Perry
• kissed
• girl
• didnt
• like
• it
• Parody
• school
• spoof
• funny
• bo
• burnham
• weird
• al
• yankovic
• stephen
• lynch
• denis
• leary
• acoustic
• unplugged
• guitar
• live
• medley
• webcam
• alternative indie
• rap
• rock blues
• music
• folk rock
• instrumental
• vocal

[XxCmeStylinxX]

hahahahaha



[GrantUchida]

@XxCmeStylinxX :D

[mushurushubaby]

"im not gay"

[GrantUchida]

@mushurushubaby streight as an arrow :)

[mushurushubaby]

@GrantUchida hahaha isn't it suppose to be straight

[GrantUchida]

@mushurushubaby lol i guess so

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you liked this Katy Perry - I kissed a girl Parody (I didnt like it) by Grant Uchida

[GrantUchida]

@chanjmill44 lol thanks  :) i'm glad you liked it !

[GrantUchida]

@blondemario lol thank you :)

[blondemario]

This parody is good. (Four words, but thirteen if you include the brackets)

[GrantUchida]

@chanjmill44 lol yeah no one believed it :P