Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates

We had to do a project for English class in freshmen year. We took vocab words we learned and had to make a song, skit, or poem.
This is the result.

Yes, this is really old, and we all look really different, but it's just too funny and holds too many memories to delete.

Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates
A parody of Bohemiam Rhapsody.
Starring the Spice Ninjas, aka me, Krystal, Casey, and Elizabeth.
Filming curtosy of Annaleise.
Lyrics:
I'm just a ninja
Come to kill your family
He's just a pirate
Pariah of society
Ostracized from the land of ninjaness

Pirates come
Pirates go
Ninjas are forever though

The ninjas rule
They stupefy the pirates
Ninjas rule
The ninjas rule
They stupefy the pirates
Ninjas rule
Ninjas
They stupefy the pirates
Ninjas rule
Stupefy the pirates
Ninjas
Stupefy the pirates
Ninjas

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Mamamia mamamia
Mamamia can't you see
The pirates are so tedious and myopic
They're lame
We'll kill them

So you think you're so seminal with your lame eye patch
So you think you're so cogent, belligerent, and truculent
Ohhhhh pirate
I've got news for you pirate
Ninjas are better
Ninjas are cooler then you

Meritorious are the ninjas
Anyone can see
Meritorious are the ninjas
Meritorious are the ninjas
To me

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• spoof
• bohemiam
• rhapsody
• ninjas
• are
• better
• than
• pirates
• spice
• girls
• queen
• school
• project
• vocab
• video

[Godknown]

Song is not that bad, but fail at execution. Lol spin again. ^-^

[AnimeObsessedFreak]

Thanks! I don't mind that we failed at the execution, we were young, did it last minute, and had a crappy camera. It's amazing the song itself was even any good.

[CotterCinemas]

Yarr, this video offends me and me crew. Ye Ninjas believe that ye be better than Pirates? Dont make me Yarr. pathetic attempt to sully the good name of pirate.

[AnimeObsessedFreak]

Pirates suck.

[Sk8erSpazz180]

ninjas ftw

[AnimeObsessedFreak]

w00t!

[KevinDolin]

This is lame. You stupid whores should be ashamed of yourselves.

You actually took the time to write and practice this shit? Pathetic.

[callmespecial]

Jeez, look at those freaks.

[JesusFreak1110]

NINJAS RULE!!!!

[KingdomHeartsRulez12]

This was stupid but it seems like something my friends and I would do o.o

[DEEPblackEagle]

i love ninjas but you guys bought disgrace to all ninja fans across the world

[Godknown]

HAHAHA!

[gofuckyourselfvideos]

yeah fuck u fucking freak

[gofuckyourselfvideos]

anime fags

[DarkSeipher]

omg. i saw 4 losers dancing. but the camera person is cool!! Chuck Norris is better than ninjas and pirates combined.