Sex Sting - Joe Jack Talcum

Sex sting, I got caught in a sex sting,
I was online just feeling fine, doing some IM'ing,
This girl came on, after I typed in a friends screen name wrong,
She was only 14, she seemed pretty keen,
And it seemed like she was leading me along..

But she really wasn't 14,
And she really wasn't a she,
She was a guy, who worked for the F.B.I.

Sex sting, I wish I had not sent those dirty links,
I wish I had not typed those naughty things to the undercover pig,
Now I'm caught in a sex sting.


Now I lost my job, I lost my family,
I was found guilty and I'm no longer free,
And when I'm free again I'll be registered in a vigilante accessable,
Sex offender registry.

Sex sting, I wish I had not sent those dirty links,
I wish I had not typed those naughty things to the undercover pig,
Now I'm caught in a sex sting.

All rights to Joe Jack Talcum @ www.joejacktalcum.com

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• The King In Yellow
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• Photographs from the Shoebox

[cartens33]

I think the lyrics are actually to the undercover F.I.G., which stands for Field Intelligence Groups.

[cartens33]

Haha, it's funny you actually made a whole video for this. IT's such an under appreciated song!

[Vacuumscam]

This a fucking awesome tune! melodic and funny....

[daltonkirby]

The slide show is legendary.